SHOCK!!! TKC IDENTIFIES SUSPECT IN THE CASE OF THE K-PAC BROKEN WINDOW AND OTHER INSTANCES OF VANDALISM AND DOWNTOWN KANSAS CITY BROKEN GLASS!!!
Like it or not, The Kansas City Arts community is abuzz over the implications of TKC EXCLUSIVE NEWS reporting broken glass @ The Kauffman Center For The Performing Arts.
It seems that there may be a challenge to gentrification schemes put forward by the local hipster elite and other artsy interests who would unwittingly drive out low income residents in the name of mediocre Midwest cultural expression.
To wit . . .
TKC IS HERE TO HELP AND WE'VE IDENTIFIED A SUSPECT IN THE CASE OF BROKEN GLASS @ K-PAC, THE KANSAS CITY STAR PRINTING FACILITY , THE SPRINT CENTER AND A FEW OTHER DOWNTOWN LOCATIONS!!!
Here he is . . .
Ernest T. Bass was a notorious criminal who was the scourge of the streets of Mayberry. And while Mr. Bass might be indistinguishable from so many other violent and dangerous hobos who occupy the streets of Downtown Kansas City and cause more trouble than most would like to admit . . . Earnest T. Bass has a penchant for taking out windows. So, TKC is putting this guy on blast as the source of so much broken glass in Kansas City's Downtown Area.
DEVELOPING . . .
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You ain't heard the last of Ernest T. Bass!
I thought it was Otis.
Thanks for the chuckle, Tony. I needed that.
OMG LOL
Don't think comedy is your bag Tony.
I liked it and I hate TKC.
Ernest must have one helluva arm to launch a brick that high up in the air. The Chiefs outta give him a tryout.
He's the best rock-thrower on the Westside!
Will Andy get him?
This isn't cute, funny, or biting social commentary. It's just stupid. It's not satire, sarcasm or clever.
hey, anon 10:12 STFU, why is you reading this blog anyhow if you be so erudite?
...."I don't chew my cabbage twice!"
E.T.B. 11-3-'63
Didn't that guy used to be the Chief's coach?
The other half of the white population of inner city KC looks like your momma!
What will be a riot is when they find out that musical high notes are what is breaking the glass.
Hey, 10:12, it is funny, & why does social commentary have to be biting or clever? In fact, why does anything that anyone does have to pass your test?
This got LOL around our office. Thanks for the pic.
Gee Byron you bitch slapping someone for doing the exact same as you.
How daring of you to make such a statement!
The police need to start questioning music critics.
It's me it's me it's Ernest T.!
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