SHOCK!!! TKC IDENTIFIES SUSPECT IN THE CASE OF THE K-PAC BROKEN WINDOW AND OTHER INSTANCES OF VANDALISM AND DOWNTOWN KANSAS CITY BROKEN GLASS!!!
Like it or not, The Kansas City Arts community is abuzz over the implications of TKC EXCLUSIVE NEWS reporting broken glass @ The Kauffman Center For The Performing Arts.
It seems that there may be a challenge to gentrification schemes put forward by the local hipster elite and other artsy interests who would unwittingly drive out low income residents in the name of mediocre Midwest cultural expression.
To wit . . .
TKC IS HERE TO HELP AND WE'VE IDENTIFIED A SUSPECT IN THE CASE OF BROKEN GLASS @ K-PAC, THE KANSAS CITY STAR PRINTING FACILITY , THE SPRINT CENTER AND A FEW OTHER DOWNTOWN LOCATIONS!!!
Here he is . . .
Ernest T. Bass was a notorious criminal who was the scourge of the streets of Mayberry. And while Mr. Bass might be indistinguishable from so many other violent and dangerous hobos who occupy the streets of Downtown Kansas City and cause more trouble than most would like to admit . . . Earnest T. Bass has a penchant for taking out windows. So, TKC is putting this guy on blast as the source of so much broken glass in Kansas City's Downtown Area.
DEVELOPING . . .