Friday, September 14, 2012

NOT SO SHOCKING!!! KANSAS CITY DOWNTOWN BOMB SCARE DUD!!!



Kansas City panics over the word of Helmet Man . . .

In other news . . . Kansas City Downtown Government employees aren't going back to work this afternoon!!!

And somebody tell @DeAnn Smith to take a break from Twitter.

Update . . . And putting two and two together . . . Helmet Man called out today was on the "terrorist watch list" . . . That doesn't really inspire confidence.

18 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Regardless of the outcome, Kansas City, MO is one big "Hot Spot". Each and every week a homicide or major event occurs outside of the so called hotspot areas. That's why the program is such a joke. Oh ya... a shooting at Kauffman Stadium this afternoon.

Anonymous said...

Just another reason why Kansas City sucks (and i don't mean the royals, even though they do).

Anonymous said...

agreed

Ministry of Fear said...

Winston Smith's sister apparently.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, DeAnn does that. As do some over on Channel 9. They forget who they work for. DeAnn's starting to be a spammer.

Anonymous said...

Dee Ann Smith - Award Winning Tweeter.

Battle For Eyeballs said...

FBI says nothing suspicious found in car at state office building.

The only thing suspicious is all the media hype and sensationalism.

Compete your lunch tweet. said...

Seeing the direction (south) the downtown bomb threat story comments went no wonder the Star turned them off. ROFLMAO

Anonymous said...

This is the most exciting thing that's happened in downtown KCMO since the big four-person Occupy rally couple weeks ago.
And the closed off desertd streets look like they always do after about 5:15pm.
Those hundreds of million of taxpayer dollars are really paying off!

Anonymous said...

We should just merge all of KC Media into one company and name it KC World Nut Daily.

Superdave said...

Ok where are all the safe than sorry goons who will try and make us believe all this was necessary today?

Anonymous said...

Better safe than sorry...

Anonymous said...

Today was embarrassing to say the least...glad I am not a cop or a emergency responder...the dude went to the DMV any questions?

Anonymous said...

County jail was right across the street, I found it interesting that there was no concern for their safety,
they may be in jail but the constitution still exists at least I thought it did.

Anonymous said...

Although Barney Fife is presumed dead, Kansas City carries on his proud tradition by fabricating "breaking news" of international interest. If cleaning supplies in the car of a cooperative man can generate such a ruckus, I vote that we rename the city "Mayberry" so the rest of the world will know they are not supposed to take anything we do seriously.

Anonymous said...

So the guy walks in, asks a simple question about whether he is free to travel around the country by air, and all of the sudden they're ripping his car apart? WTF? Talk about being punitive.

Anonymous said...

Did they grope him in his private parts like they do all American taxpayers and citizens ?

Anonymous said...

Ironically, I bet they didn't mess with the guy. Just harass him, publicize his name and try to make him look like a nut in the paper. You see, if you question whether you are on a watch list, that makes you a trouble maker and thus the dogs rip your shit to pieces.

They don't want to grope you, FYI. THey just want you to be subjected to potentially dangerous doses of xrays. But nobody knows how much. That's a trade secret.