KANSAS CITY X-FACTOR HOTTIE REVIEW!!!
When I'm not dwelling in my (mom's) Westside basement, I often "entertain" hottie white women with big asses and low standards.
And yes, the Applebee's 2 for $20 special is like a godsend to the low-income heterosexual, Midwestern man.
To wit . . .
CHECK THIS TKC EXCLUSIVE GUEST REVIEW OF TONIGHT'S X-FACTOR IN KANSAS CITY!!!
I don't watch this TV junk programming because I'm busy doing "research" for this blog and practicing with my upcoming R&B/Death Metal band - Luther Van Helsing.
Anyhoo . . .
A big booty Kansas City hottie sent these texts my way and I figure I would use them since she finally came to her senses and sent me home without as much as a courtesy "handshake" and/or her kid really did chip a tooth.
"Proud to say I do not recognize a single person auditioning in X-Factor Kansas City. Forgot Simon wasn't here and everyone was all :( LOL"
"Belton in the houuuuuuuuuuse ... White dad dude, country song, he's all right, crowd on their feet. Of course."
"Ohf#ck. Kid that prolly goes/went to Ruskin was so bad, all the judges got up & walked out . . . Aaaaaaaaaad he got arrested for stealing a mic. Go KC!"
I'd like to share the rest of it but it's all cleavage shots set against wood paneling. And I guess I want to try and be a gentleman or at least check and see if she has room in her basement so I can decide where this thing is going.
UPDATE . . . Check some of clips from the show already posted to Youtube . . .
Here's the Kansas City Country Singer Dad: Tate Stevens - Anything Goes - X Factor USA (Kansas City Audition)
Weird young mail broad with face leopard face paint: CeCe Frey - No Other Man - X Factor USA S2 (Kansas City Audition) Kinda like this one because she sucks but gets two chances.
AND OF COURSE NO KANSAS CITY MUSICAL COMPETITION IS COMPLETE WITHOUT A WHITE RAPPER!!!
I'm pretty sure this is Chuck's grandson: Rizzloe Jones - Freestyle Rap - X Factor USA S2 (Kansas City Audition)
Best one . . . The Kansas City singer who was so bad he was arrested:
The X Factor USA 2012 - Deangelo Wallace's Audition I'm getting arrested
Here's a gossip site write-up of the Kansas City X-Factor arrest mess:
Deangelo Wallace Handcuffed for Stealing Microphone After X Factor Audition
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