GOD HATES THIS COWTOWN!!! RAIN RUINS KANSAS CITY LABOR DAY WEEKEND!!!
Fox4 laments a situation that I'm totally fine with . . . Check it: "The metro area has been desperate for rainfall for most of the summer. Unfortunately, the rain finally showed up just in time for some of the metro’s biggest festivals of the year."
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You don't need a rained out Labor Day weekend to demonstrate God hates Kansas City. Rain or shine, we have the Northland every day.
We needed this rain a hell of a lot more than kettle corn and beer at the various and sundry celebrations in this city.
Jesus it has been so dry.
Hope is rains for a weeek.
It'll be over this afternoon. We need the rain more than we need the calories from the cookouts anyway. (And I'm speaking for myself here.)
Nothing will stop the regular fair-goers from getting to that deep-fried butter stand!
We're talking serious carnival folks here in KC!
Fred Phelps says:
That is because God hates Google's gay bunny bringing fiber optics to Kansas City so he sends the rain to stop the pagen festivities.
God loves Kansas City. Its Tony that hates it.
God told me he agrees with Louis C. K. about Kansas City.
fuck you.
What a stupid story, rain interrupts weekend events, did I really need to read that?
According to Fred Phelps, God hates everything but his church, I am of the opinion, FUCK FRED PHELPS.
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