TKC EXCLUSIVE AND BREAKING NEWS!!! PRIVATE POTTY COMPETITION: KANSAS CITY IRISH FEST "LUCKY LOO" CONTEST!!!
Already, it's almost Irish Fest time and this could be the most important development in the local Irish celebration.
Seriously, for TKC and fellow Irish Fest patrons who hate germs but enjoy beer . . . The private potty prize in this contest is like the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Sadly, there's diabetes at the end of the rainbow too but it's all good.
Obviously, this isn't a promo for Irish Fest but we thought we'd spill some good news and then wash our hands.
Irish Fest's Whizbang idea for 2012: First Ever 'Lucky Loo' Contest.
"What is the one thing that would make your Irish Fest weekend perfect? Free beer? Nah, you'd only you turn greener. Free tickets? You can get those by volunteering. No, the one thing prized above all others at Irish Fest? A personal port-a-potty with no line. Ever. And it's all yours. Now, what say we also make it look like an Irish castle? And let's put your name on the door while we're at it. Done and done.
"Three fest patrons will win their own private potty for a day. Sponsored by our friends at Johnny on the Spot and Deffenbaugh Industries, the contest will award the key to the locked door of your private castle-style privy. Imagine that: it's 10 O'clock. The place is packed. The lines are long. Your bladder's full. Do you stand there with the riffraff doing the gotta-go dance? Nope. You walk up to your faux wood door, unlock, and unload. Share your win with your friends if you like or keep it all to yourself. There will be one winner for each day, Friday, Saturday and Sunday and yes, the locks will change."
Contest details and entry portal on-line at kcirishfest.com.
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Another silly idea that a 60 year old child-man named Pat O'Neill thinks is "cute."
Classy.
I guess adding port-a-potties to reduce lines for everyone would not be a "cute?"
Yeah, God forbid anything silly or cute happen at a festival. Lighten up, people. Have some fun.
Isn't there feces floating around in blue water in these things? What's next, painting the walls of Flush Creek? What? They already do that? Nevermind then, carry on.
KC is corn fed and brain dead.
A city of rube idiots.
8:47, we'll all certainly miss you when you move away. You are leaving, right? Did you know that was option?
Will they be bullet proof? Might be a good place to hide when the thugs shoot up Crown Center again, like they did during the Komen event.
The KC Irish Fests are about as Irish as a Bronx pick-pocket.
If it comes with one of those Irish dancers to blow me, count me in.
Oh I fully intend to go just to see Kelli O'Neill, the Barren Bitch of Brookside, who has to buy her kids on the open market so she can feel like a woman. The only thing that makes her smile is money. No wonder she is not capable of producing a child on her own.
Fuck you Dan Regan, because you are a candy assed cock sucker and you think people forgot about your "experimentations"
Another great Irish Fest contest kicks off Friday. No free bathroom, but a lot of other great stuff to win. www.kcirishfest.com
What a dumb ass idea! Maybe if you can't hold it you should drink a lot less.
Everybody needs to piss. This is a good contest.
The whole thing a fundraiser for the O'Neill Family, but the for-profit event gets treated like a non-profit fundraiser by local officials.
Anyone at the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) who wants to score some brownie points or earn some bounty money should put this event and sponsoring organizations in for an audit.
7:20, you're wildly misinformed. Irish Fest is a registered 501c3 not-for-profit event and revenue goes to fund the event and into community grants.
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