TKC EXCLUSIVE AND BREAKING NEWS!!! PRIVATE POTTY COMPETITION: KANSAS CITY IRISH FEST "LUCKY LOO" CONTEST!!!
Already, it's almost Irish Fest time and this could be the most important development in the local Irish celebration.
Seriously, for TKC and fellow Irish Fest patrons who hate germs but enjoy beer . . . The private potty prize in this contest is like the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Sadly, there's diabetes at the end of the rainbow too but it's all good.
Obviously, this isn't a promo for Irish Fest but we thought we'd spill some good news and then wash our hands.
Irish Fest's Whizbang idea for 2012: First Ever 'Lucky Loo' Contest.
"What is the one thing that would make your Irish Fest weekend perfect? Free beer? Nah, you'd only you turn greener. Free tickets? You can get those by volunteering. No, the one thing prized above all others at Irish Fest? A personal port-a-potty with no line. Ever. And it's all yours. Now, what say we also make it look like an Irish castle? And let's put your name on the door while we're at it. Done and done.
"Three fest patrons will win their own private potty for a day. Sponsored by our friends at Johnny on the Spot and Deffenbaugh Industries, the contest will award the key to the locked door of your private castle-style privy. Imagine that: it's 10 O'clock. The place is packed. The lines are long. Your bladder's full. Do you stand there with the riffraff doing the gotta-go dance? Nope. You walk up to your faux wood door, unlock, and unload. Share your win with your friends if you like or keep it all to yourself. There will be one winner for each day, Friday, Saturday and Sunday and yes, the locks will change."
Contest details and entry portal on-line at kcirishfest.com.