TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! ¡FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS! AND HAPPY B-DAY TO CRISPIN!!!



Crispin Rea is one of Kansas City's best and brightest.

He's donating his time as a School Board member.

He's working on a law degree at UMKC

He's also working at the Jackson County Prosecutor's Office.

Kansas City political denizens might remember that he served under the reign of former Kansas City Mayor Mark Funkhouser but was also instrumental in helping in the campaign of current Mayor Sly James.

All of this and the dude is BARELY in his mid-20s.

Happy B-Day to this current and future Kansas City Power Broker who will hopefully tip well when I take his order at the TKC PIRATE TAMALE STAND I'm thinking about opening.

DEVELOPING . . .

Comments

  1. Maybe after Crispin celebrates his birthday, he can FINALLY make the public comment he promised to show that Ryan Kath's story about the insider deal on the $34 million contract at the school district he helps govern was wrong.
    The contract was canceled, the COO resigned over it, and the Missouri State Auditor just agreed with Kath and offered a list of improvements for district contracting.
    Your turn, Mr. Rea.

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  2. Wonderboy Rea8/18/12, 7:21 AM

    Hey I am a Latino. I work under different rules on this blog and in the world. If anything bad happens it is discrimination. If anything good happens well I could have done more without Whitey putting a boot on my throat.

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  3. Beto taught him how to administrate public money - and if you do it right you get to go to a lot of sports events without paying.

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  4. Because I got high. Because I got high. Because I got high.

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  5. Crispin is a narcissistic self-server, who avoids conflict in fear of messing up his image of being a scholarly package of youthful wisdom. He is a coward. Add him to the group that includes Grill, Rizzo, and Talboy.

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  6. Being groomed to continue all the nasty crap this city is accustomed to and has to put up with no doubt.

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  7. It's a gravity-fed perpetual shitting machine, 8:38.

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  8. 8/18/12 8:15 AM

    Do not forget Air-Wick, Monarch of the Mystic Youth Genius Movement.

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  9. Judging from the bags under his eyes it looks like he's already Burnt out to a Crisp.

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  10. Ass kisser of Gloria Squitiro..............................

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  11. How do you say douchebag in Spanish?

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  12. Bolso de douce, amigo.

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  13. He's still cute.

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  14. Keep up the good work Crispin. If you have so many haters then you must be doing something right.

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  15. I'd still fuck him!

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  16. My eyes only look like that after I've smoked some really good weed. Thats also when I make some of my brightest decisions. Its about time somebody represents the stoned minority.

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  17. these comments about eyes are petty and personal. Too bad you people haven't accomplished much. And probably don't look as good as Crispin.

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  18. Can't wait to see how Crispy is treated in the new book by Squid.

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  19. Crispin hasn't accomplished much of anything, including having any clue whatever about how to govern and take res; no responsiblity for a multi-million dollar operation like the KCPS. Still unaccreditated; terrible graduation rates' money wasted; no oversight of management; brain-dead approval of multi-million dollar contracts; and that's just what the public is aware of.
    He's just like Crystal hang around somewhere, put it on your resume, and declare yourself ready for the next big assignment.
    Just what KCMO needs, another self-important insider nobody.
    Everything these people touch turns to crap, but they just smile and move on.
    Is this a great town or what?

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  20. Funny comments but what is funnier is that most of you are reduced to posting on a blog and don't do much of anything that matters in the real world. Some of us grow out of high school and others simply hate on people on blogs lol.

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  21. At 6:33, if you care about this town so much step up and do something...trashing people here won't cut it you sissy.

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  22. a lot of Crispin love fags here...if you want to suck his pee pee, get a room.

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  23. How does he get to the meetings? He isn't old enough to drive, is he?

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