Monday, August 27, 2012

TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! CHECK MAYOR SLY'S HIP-HOP SON KJ AND HIS HORRIBLE NEW ILLUMINATI TATTOO!!!



It's always unfortunate to watch people disfigure themselves.

To wit . . .

TAKE A LOOK AT MAYOR SLY'S SON KJ AND HIS HORRIBLE TATTOO PUT ON BLAST VIA SOCIAL MEDIA!!!

The "Center Of Attention" obviously expresses a bit of devotion to his hip-hop counterpart Kemet "The Phantom" Coleman.



However . . . Given that we studied semiotics in college and I'm still looking for ways to use my mostly worthless college degree . . . Let's not ignore the Illuminati significance.

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Observant readers will recognize the symbol from the back of the dollar bill as well.

This is important because it demonstrates that Mayor Sly's son has once again made another unfortunate choice to follow-up his recent string of arrests and run-ins with the law.

We also hear that he's no longer at Cost-Co.



Like it or not, the hip-hop lifestyle of Kyle James will be a campaign issue should Mayor Sly decide to run for reelection. It's hard for Mayor Sly to maintain credibility when he rarely speaks to issues that concern the urban core while his son attempts to build a rap music career using extremely harsh language and often violent imagery.

In conclusion . . .



This could be part of a promo for the Kyle James "KJ" BarzForDaze Mixtape.

More likely, it's simply b-day celebration aftermath that represents a future regret once hip-hop fashion inevitably undergoes a much needed and expected renaissance.

DEVELOPING . . .

45 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Tony, you missed the fact that he NEEDED to shop around for a much better tattoo artist.

Anonymous said...

Are the little kids that he was photographed with a while back going to have a chane to pick out their own tatts so that they can be just like their mentor?
With behavior and values like this it's not real hard to understand how a whole comunity can slip into chaos and despair.
There's NOTHING that's not OK. Not even killing people for no reason at all.
And deathly silence from all the regular names who are "leaders" of the community.
You don't have to look very far for answers.

Anonymous said...

what ... a ... fucking ... loser

Anonymous said...

What a brilliant, fucking NIGGER, to go and get a tattoo at all, much less, a low quality, poor artwork version of ???.

Anonymous said...

Now all he needs is another tat on his neck and those giant hole-in-the-earlobe thingys and his ensemble will be complete!

Superdave said...

Well glad to se the idiot keeps on displaying FAIL

Anonymous said...

what?!?!?!?!?! ILLUMINATI?!?!?! Better get Tracy Ward on it ASAP!!!!

Anonymous said...

You're fucking pathetic Tony. Your obsession with this kid, including publishing where he fucking works so your N-word followers can go harrass him, is disgusting. You are a racist pure and simple, and your only goal with this race-baiting tripe is to stir up your ignorant followers like a sad little Glen Beck wanna be.

Anonymous said...

ok Sly but your kid is still an idiot with a cheap looking tattoo.

Anonymous said...

I guess Kyle did not have the time or brains for the Costco job so he spent some of Daddy's Money at a third rate ink artist?

Anonymous said...

Yes, it's all really just a part of local control of the police!
Let the show begin!

Anonymous said...

holy crap this guy is a duche bag.

Anonymous said...

Oh, give that "n-word" shit a break! It's a fucking word!! There are no magic properties or curses that go with it and it won't be the end of civilization. If it's not the n-word, it'll be something else that blacks will find horribly offensive to their gentle sensibilities. The constant, harping on how terrible it is, is worse than the word.

Anonymous said...

Damn, he look weak son. Lift a goddamn weight, nigga.

Byron said...

This reminds me of the picture of Andrew Squitiro with his BB gun. The best comment was "does this gun make my nose look big?"

Here I offer: "Does this tattoo make my arm look small?" (nod to 9:09)

Both attempts by boys of privilege to look tough failed.

Anonymous said...

This "tattoo" looks like something a fourth-grader would do! Are you sure he wasn't playing with children and they let them take a Sharpie to him? Maybe it will wash off eventually.

Anonymous said...

To 8:58...

Spot on! The N-word is used by blacks all day long to insult one another but the minute it comes from the mouth of anyone not black it's racist. Give me a FUCKING break.The hip-hop music industry makes over a billion a year and glorifies the use of foul lyrics while embracing robbing, smoking dope, stealing, smoking dope, murder, smoking dope, rape, smoking dope, dope dealing, smoking dope, dope smoking (did I mention that already?), drinking and partying, smoking dope, shooting cops, smoking dope, shooting anyone who disrespects you, smoking dope, shooting NIGGAS, smoking dope, fucking anything and everything, smoking dope....You act like a nigga you are one in my book.

Anonymous said...

Hip-Hop renaissance?
sure

Also, that's a pathetic tattoo.

Juan Carlos Arribadoche said...

This Nig Nog puts his clown pants on every day.

Anonymous said...

Thank you, all you ignorant racist douchebags, for proving my point about Tony and his race baiting articles on this kid. Now go put your sheets back on and go burn some fucking crosses.

Anonymous said...

That tattoo is so bad I actually feel sorry for him.

Anonymous said...

If on a white guy, we'd call him trailer trash. This kid clearly has no style. Badly raised. Another wannabe distracted by a busy or absent dad.

Anonymous said...

Kid might want to get a mammogram on those A cups, I think I see a lump!

Anonymous said...

He's got a great body. I think it's a shame to deface it, but it ain't nobody's business if he do.

Anonymous said...

T has a man crush on this turd.

Anonymous said...

Damn son, you done fucked yourself up again.

Anonymous said...

Two word phrases that come to mind...

Cover up or tattoo removal.

Anonymous said...

Douche to the douche to the douchy douche. At least his terrible tattoo reflects his overall lack of talent.

Juan Carlos Arribadoche said...

Damn son, you didn't spend good CostCo money on that did ya?

Anonymous said...

Me want to suck those nips.

Anonymous said...

12:57 um...where did you go to school?

chuck said...

11:22

+1

Anonymous said...

Jesus Tony. You are such a pathetic fanboi it won't be long until you have a tattoo of Kyle James on your body.

Anonymous said...

3:17: Reference is to the Billie Holiday song. Sorry it was over your head.

Anonymous said...

will somebody please shoot this nigger

bill anderson

Anonymous said...

No u didn't.

Anonymous said...

Way to go tony you've made the big times! Now your psycho racist followers are threatening to murder this kid. Hope you're proud of yourself. Maybe you could publish his home address for them too, just to make sure they get the job done.

Anonymous said...

You're implying that he actually went to school.

Anonymous said...

Wow! A nigger is actual calling a white person a racist. You type the way you talk. I be saying dats fo sho! It's if he does, not if he do. Ebonics is not actually a language.

Anonymous said...

Wow! A nigger is actual calling a white person a racist. You type the way you talk. I be saying dats fo sho! It's if he does, not if he do. Ebonics is not actually a language.

Anonymous said...

He can get himself killed all on his own, just be patient. Shit bags that live that life NEVER grow old. At least he'd better hope it's death before prison and not death in prison. His little skinny ass will be tossing salad and wearing eye liner on the cell block! Let's just hope he doesn't breed prior to his ghetto martyrdom!

Anonymous said...

Let's not forget what's important. N-word guy said he has a small penis.

Best of luck Kyle.

Anonymous said...

LOTS of nigger lovers in here today. Now shut the fuck up and go back to doing what you do best! Sucking nigger dick!

Anonymous said...

It was so hard to work at Costco. They expected you to tell time and to put items in boxes.

FUCK IT WAS INSANE!

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its a use less tattoo. why people waste money on such tattoos designs