LINKS AND INFO FOR CELEBRATING THE KANSAS CITY LABOR DAY WEEKEND!!!
Miranda Kerr and her Victoria's Secret hot booty start the Kansas City weekend celebration . . .
From our blogging homie Mary Anne: Labor Day Weekend Events and the KC Weekend Guide
The Weekend To-Do List, August 31-September 2
And here are a few other weekend activities worth mocking.
KC IRISH FEST • Go green and celebrate KC's deep Irish roots at Crown Center . . . Try to make friends who don't mind donating a kidney or helping with a liver transplant when vital organs stay green in the aftermath of the drunk-a-thon.
KC RENAISSANCE FESTIVAL • Say huzzah to seven weekends of 16th-century fun . . . Corset cleavage and turkey legs should quell any concern about the reemergence of plague rats.
TITANIC EXHIBITION • Honor the ships 100th anniversary with Union Station’s tribute to remind us that the only tragedies worth remembering are the ones that happened to white people. FINAL DAYS
SPORTING KANSAS CITY • Watch the US Open Cup champs take on Toronto at Livestrong
Doping Sporting Park.
HAUNTED HOUSES • Scream season returns to the Haunted House Capital of the World. What's really scary is the realization of how quickly old brick buildings can burn.
FIRST FRIDAY • Head to the Crossroads Arts District for a huge outdoor art walk . . . Sadly, Hipsters and skinny jeans have been the only thing on display for the past three years.
KANSAS CITY ROYALS • Watch the boys in blue take on the Minnesota Twins in games that don't count at all.
SANTA-CALI-GON DAYS • Hit the trails for one of the nation's largest free festivals. Enjoy this one because funnel cake won't make Meth Town's Teeth any worse.
Drinking alone . . . Kansas City's signature activity.