The Search For Another Jackson County Sports Authority Commissioner . . .



One of our favorite Jackson County Legislators recently sent out an e-mail blast hoping to find another Commissioner for The Jackson County Sports Authority.

It's a sweet gig IF they give out free tickets given that the already overburdened tax base is picking up the tab.

Check it:

Seeking Applicants For Jackson County Sports Complex Authority

Jackson County is currently seeking individuals to serve as commissioners on the Sports Complex Authority.

The Sports Complex Authority is a five-member commission, appointed by the Governor, whose purpose is to administer and maintain leasing of Arrowhead and Kauffman stadiums. To be eligible, commissioners must be Jackson County residents and qualified voters of the State of Missouri.

If you are interested, please submit your resume to my office, no later than Monday, July 31, 2012. The Jackson County Legislature will submit a panel of three names to the Governor for selection.

Please contact me if you have any questions.

Thank you,

Theresa Garza Ruiz
Jackson County Legislator
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Comments

  1. No commitment required. Excellent parachute-severance package.

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  2. Did you know that Theresa was hit by a red light runner and able to walk away without injury? The car however was a total write off and the driver had was hospitalized from the impact.

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  3. That's why we have red light cameras. To protect the cars and insurance companies.

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  4. 11:49 - that was uncalled for and TOTALLY FUNNY!!

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  5. How bout Federal Reserve Stadium. They can just roll the printing presses when the naming rights bill comes due.

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  6. You can submit all the resumes in the world but these positions are already decided, just not publicly filled. Political paybacks trump any good resume.

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  7. Virtually every NFL stadium in the country has a lease guaranteeing their stadium to be in the top 25% of all NFL stadiums. So all it takes to be a commissioner is to be stupid enough to not see the musical chairs aspect to the leases.

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  8. 11:53 AM this is a joke blog so everything's cool!

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  9. Someone has awakened Jonas Hughes long enough for him to come home from Jeff City, and Terry Riley is really looking for a gig, so how about either of them? And after the primary coming up there'll be some other unemployed politicos who need some way to get their snouots under the tent, so they should be considered too.
    The last thing you want is someone with actual experience at responsibly accomplishing much of anything. Isn't this really all about impressing your friends by inviting them to your private box for the games?

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  10. Jackson county and the people who run it are such circus quacks. It's like watching Saturday morning cartoons! Come to think of it, that's true of KCMO politicians too!

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  11. I hate all these people that would put their name up.
    I will not put my name up.
    I will bitch.
    Haiku? Nope, just a bunch of losers on TonyKC.

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  12. just find an unqualified mexican. I'm sure any border crosser will do and Tony will be behind it 100%!

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  13. 10:50... How about Teresa Garza's hubby Genaro?

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  14. He can't afford to take a cut in pay for doing not much at city hall. Nice six-figure gig if you can get it.

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  15. So what are the qualification requirements for the position? Just breathing? If that's the case you could put any hack in. Like former Building & Trades do-little guy Garry Kemp, who the Senate wouldn't even confirm.

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  16. Don't want anything Theresa Garza-Ruiz touches. Train derailed!

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  17. No sir I don't like her

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  18. How about Michele Newman? She busy not running the Jackson County Parks Department. Maybe her mom would help her get that too.

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