Monday, July 16, 2012

Alonzo Washington Offers "Batman Rises" Tickets And Rewards For Tips!!!



As far as I'm concerned this is the most interesting promotion of the summer.

Here's the "money line" so to speak:

"Activist, Alonzo Washington has been very successful in collecting tips in various crimes by using unorthodox methods. Currently he has a tips reward fund that he has collected thousands of dollars for. He also is offering cool prizes as a incentive for clues in various murders. To that end he is offering pre-screening passes to the hottest movie (Dark Knight Rises) of the summer along with a cash reward for a tip that will help he and the police solve another homicide case."

Check the presser from Kansas City's most prolific anti-crime activist:

Tip collecting activist offers Dark Knight Rises screening passes and a cash for clues in local homicides/Activist hopes Batman can help him solve another murder case!

As the temperatures during the summer get hotter shootings and murders increase in the metro. No matter what efforts exist in the Kansas City metropolitan area to prevent and address murders too many of them don't work at all. Currently there are 52 murders in KCMO and shootings take place there on a weekly basis. Many of these crimes are never solved and that sad fact increases the chances for more carnage in the streets of the city and it's surrounding areas.

Activist, Alonzo Washington has been very successful in collecting tips in various crimes by using unorthodox methods. Currently he has a tips reward fund that he has collected thousands of dollars for. He also is offering cool prizes as a incentive for clues in various murders. To that end he is offering pre-screening passes to the hottest movie (Dark Knight Rises) of the summer along with a cash reward for a tip that will help he and the police solve another homicide case.

Batman is known for solving crimes and battling to keep his city crime free. Alonzo Washington's motivations are very similar to the famed character. The pre-screening movie passes are valid for Wednesday, July 18, 2012 at 7:00 PM. The cash reward for a tip before that date is $1,000.00. Mr. Washington hopes his offer for cool prizes for tips will increase tips to police agencies in the metro. For years he has helped various law enforcement agencies solve crimes and obtain clues in local murders by just saying "It's Hip to Give Tips". For more information on this very timely story call the anti-crime activist at the same Bat-time and same Bat-number: (913) 321-6764.
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9 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Be very careful when dealing with ATC (Alonzo the Coon). He's not to be trusted.

Anonymous said...

Wonder if he's been wearing that Batman outfit around the house since he was six?

Anonymous said...

He wants to be the Dark Knight.
Hope he's wearing it out in front of Cinemark Plaza on opening weekend.

Anonymous said...

Even Batman will not go on the eastside at night or the Power and Light afer 10 PM. Holy gangbanger Batman!

Anonymous said...

Pow! Biff!! Sock!!!! NIGGERS everywhere!! Stink!

Anonymous said...

How about a new superhero: Blackman and his side kick boy wonder Trayvon?

Anonymous said...

Alonzo Washington is such a toolbag.

How many suckers have donated to his "rewards fund", a.k.a. his personal bank account.

I'd love to call this nigger a nigger to his face. Except he hides in his house in western KCK and only comes out at night.

Anonymous said...

PROBABLY COUNTERFEIT. dont fall for the scam.

KC Crimefighter said...

What's up Kansas City?

I can asure you that the movie tikets that I am ofering as an additional reward ar for real!

Remebr, its hip to give tips.

Peace.

Alonzo