POLICE CATCH KANSAS CITY CROOKS WHO FORCED A CLERK TO GET NAKED!!!
Local crime gets really nasty as the weekend approaches . . .
Robbers force KC convenience store clerk to disrobe
Money quote: "Witnesses saw three men walking away from the store. They then saw the naked clerk run outside screaming that he had just been robbed. The men started running."
Remember that TKC Predicted a long, hot summer with temperatures already increasing given that naked clerks are running through the streets . . .