Friday, June 15, 2012

Kansas City Sports Predictions Serve As Contrary Indicators And Yael Makes Me Sad!!!



The Kansas City Star has remained chipper amid decades of local pro-sports FAIL and that's a big part of this town's systemic mediocrity.

Still . . . A recent sports insight from KC Star political hack Yael Abouhalkah was exceptionally insipid.

SILLY KANSAS CITY STAR NEWSIE YAEL THINKS THE KANSAS CITY ROYALS ARE IN A PENNANT RACE!!!



I don't know if he's finally just given up and started writing satire (join the club) or if he's foolish enough to believe his own opinion.

Here's the premise of yet another mistaken insight . . .

"What Royals fans really want is a team competing for a pennant. And, surprisingly, the Royals - in tantalizing fashion - seem to be doing just that."

That's a bold statement for an inconsistent string of meaningless victories against equally worthless teams.

For the record, TKC always expects The Chiefs and Royals to choke in the clutch, only play when it DOESN'T REALLY COUNT and OVERHYPE insignificant accomplishments. And, when all is said and done at the end of the season . . . TKC IS ALWAYS PROVEN CORRECT!!!

So, I'm only hoping that Yael is once again trolling . . . But I doubt it given that he's reportedly the main supporter of KC Star comment censorship.

What's worse is that a few other suckers in this town believe this kind of tripe, try to sell tickets regarding this mistaken notion or, worst of all, believe that a minor mid-season win from Kansas City's perennially pitiful baseball team justifies so many millions from local taxpayers.

10 Comments:

TONY SPRAINS ARM PATTING BACK said...

"TKC IS ALWAYS PROVEN CORRECT!!!" Way to fill the mighty editorial boots of Alonzo. I guess you have to blow your own horn now that your favorite mouthpiece has made himself scarce.

Anonymous said...

lulz.

chuck said...

Ok, thats pretty funny.

Anonymous said...

Yael should stick to making comments and writing columns about things that he knows something about.
If he could just figure out just what that is.

Anonymous said...

I guess if I have to pick between Fael and Tony on who to believe on sports matters, I'll pick the fat Mexican over the bookish Turk.

Anonymous said...

This is DEFINITELY comedy my friend.

Anonymous said...

The Royals are winning and play in a very weak division. And it's the middle of June. They absolutely are in the race for the post season. Quit being such a bunch of whiny titty babies and enjoy some baseball.

Anonymous said...

Yael - you are an awful columnist. We hate u!!!,

Anonymous said...

Yael - you are an awful columnist. We hate u!!!,

da' man said...

Yael Abouhalkah is over the heads of most ot the readers of this blog

anything they have to say about him and/or his columns is virtually completely irrelevant