TKC EXCLUSIVE AND BREAKING NEWS!!! JACKSON COUNTY LEGISLATOR CRYSTAL WILLIAMS CONSIDERS A MISSOURI STATE SENATE RUN IN THE NAME OF GIRL POWER!!!
I have wonderful news to report . . . Despite the fact that she has only held her elected office for a little over a year AND she hasn't passed one bit of legislation on her own . . . Crystal Williams has completely reformed Jackson County and now she's ready for a promotion.
JACKSON COUNTY LEGISLATOR CRYSTAL WILLIAMS IS PUTTING HER NAME OUT THERE FOR A SOON TO BE OPENING MISSOURI STATE SENATE SEAT!!!
Here's a quote from her facebook wall where only her acolytes and fellow feministas have weighed in . . . The emphasis is mine . . .
"Yes, the rumors are true, I am taking a hard look at running in our new Kansas City District 7 State Senate seat. Our beloved Jolie Justus, State Senate District 10, remains in Kansas City for the last two years of her term, but her district number will be moving to Mid-Missouri, where she will actually be representing some of my Democratic family! Filing for this seat opens this next Tuesday, and so far there are at least four men (all my friends, I might add, so welcome to the family feud) possibly running. Don't know about you, but I'm ready for some gender diversity in Jefferson City. Maybe then, we can focus on jobs instead of the current Jefferson City obsession with women's reproductive anatomy. Stay tuned."
Fact check . . .
NEVER MIND THAT CRYSTAL WILLIAMS HAS THE LEAST EXPERIENCE OF ANY LEGISLATOR UP FOR THE JOB AND SHE'S BAILING ON THE SO-CALLED JACKSON COUNTY REFORMS SHE PROMISED JUST A FEW SHORT MONTHS AGO!!!
Still . . .
IT'S NICE TO SEE THAT CRYSTAL WILLIAMS EXPECTS GIRL POWER TO WIN HER VOTES BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T HAVE MUCH ELSE TO RUN ON . . . UNLESS SHE STARTS SHOWING UP IN A TUBE TOP!!!
Really this is just follow-up on the empty promises of yet another Kansas City politico. Having accomplished NOTHING and served LITTLE TIME GAINING EXPERIENCE Crystal Williams seems to believe that she deserves a promotion based mostly on her lady parts.
It's hard to argue with that Kansas City logic.