I hope TKC Readers had a happy 4th, let's end today's posting on an upbeat note . . .
To wit . . .
CHECK OUT THE TOP FIVE WAYS TO CELEBRATE FREEDOM IN KANSAS CITY!!!
1. WHITE WOMEN!!!
We've progressed as a society to a point where white women are readily available to nearly all male denizens of this great land . . . A few have even visited my mom's basement. God Bless America.
2. Easy Political Access in Kansas City!!!
Because nobody votes . . . Groups that organize and participate in our Democracy have more opportunity. The local LGBT community in KC is strong as this photo of Valentine Neighborhood's Bob Magaha doing a bit of Uncle Sam role-playing with Missouri State Senator Jolie Justus.
3. Golden Ghetto Chubby Blonde Ladies!!!
I know this is kind of derivative of KC Freedom #1 but the goodness of JoCo blonde women is so important it needs to be mentioned twice.
4. Kansas City Bullet Dodging
A few of you have noted this already . . . But c'mon, while KCMO Violence sucks and the murder rate is horrendous . . . It turns out KC Crooks have really horrible aim. So, things could always be worse AND the odds of surviving a shooting in the town are pretty great.
5. Firework Laws Are One Of Many We Don't Obey
Listen closely anywhere inside Kansas City Proper right now . . . That's not the sound of fireworks, it's a celebration of the freedom to ignore stupid laws.
Hope to be back later . . . Right now I'm gonna go drink and make clever quips in between explosions. Have a Happy 4th of July 2011!!! Thanks for reading on this holiday for all of TKC readers who are bored around family and checking their smartphones or reside in a similar basement.
whatevs
ReplyDeleteWhat about Coach Comstock?
ReplyDeleteHave fun you shit stirrer you!
ReplyDeleteAnnual celebration of national stupidness.
ReplyDeleteWhats the matter you don't like women of color?
ReplyDeleteYou're right, dickhead: That's NOT the sound of fireworks. There are no bullets in fireworks. Them's guns, dutch-bag.
ReplyDeletetrue dat.
ReplyDeleteTony is raysust, he doesnt like the sistas.
ReplyDeletelow Esteem and Self Hatred tip number 24:
Bag an obese white woman with even lower sense of worth than yourself. If you are lucky some of the whiteness might rub off on you.
If you are really lucky the whiteness won't be discharge from a yeast infection.
Now go wipe that goatee off.
I think maybe Tony has some black in him. He sure favors fat white women. As for me I'll stick with the ones that have real boobs.
ReplyDeleteAmy's face good for one thing...smearing my goo all over her fat face!!
ReplyDeletewe don't need to be seeing no big black water buffaloes! i like the big ol titty female types on this here pages.
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