TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! GETTING REAL ESTATE: FORMER KANSAS CITY MAYOR FUNKY'S HOUSE FOR RENT!!!



TKC TIPSTERS STAND UP FOR SENDING ME SOME RATHER INTERESTING REAL ESTATE NEWS REGARDING MAYOR FUNKY!!!



Check Former Mayor Funky's recent facebook message regarding a nice home available in Brookside . . . It's his house.



To wit . . . SO MUCH REAL ESTATE SPECULATION ABOUT MAYOR FUNKY AND HIS HOUSE (WITH A LOT OF MORTGAGES) SEEMS TO HAVE MERIT GIVEN HIS RECENT RENTING NEWS . . . OR MAYBE HE'S JUST GOING ON A LONG TRIP!!!

IN ANY EVENT TKC TIPSTERS ARE GLAD TO HELP THE FORMER MAYOR RENT HIS HOUSE!!!

Natch.

This was posted Friday night, moved up to Saturday morning and staying up AS LONG AS POSSIBLE . . . So it looks like I get to sleep in . . . Thank you!!!

Comments

  1. $3200/month. Not going to rent that soon.

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  2. 3200? Is this the Taj Majal?

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  3. Buy yourself a good house of less.

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  4. Inafunkaboutthefunk7/1/11, 11:45 PM

    Alas anon 1114PM, the Maison Flunkhouser is, in fact, a ramshackle house know to some us as the Shabby Shack. Good luck to the Squid getting $32 dollars (no typo) for rent.

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  5. 3200 a month is laughable. Guess the extra 2500 is because some mayor lived there?

    When will brookside residents end up holding the bag? Desireable neighborhood with KC schools. That's funny. Advertise it in NY papers...they might sucker for that kind of money.

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  6. But, what does it mean?

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  7. Gloria's relatives from the Adams Family will move in a pay the rent with residuals.

    What the Fuck...$3200.00 a month? In Brookside? Are they burnin Charles Foster Kane's sled in the basement?

    I see there is a "Conditional" pet policy. Funk has learned his lesson. All pets MUST wear shoes at all times.

    Real Estate folks always bake bread when prospective buyers come to ck out a house to rent or buy. Background music is important too, to set the mood. I would suggest Al Jolson, "Mammy".

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  8. Will they be in default with their mortgage? It may require owner occupied.

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  9. Happy Lemming7/2/11, 9:12 AM

    Got to love that housing bubble. Being it made rents so affordable and stuff.

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  10. Frat House potential. 15 kids at $200 a month a piece. Funkys Animal House.

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  11. Actually, the ad sounds like a Barefoot Production just to entertain us...given that the amount is absurd.

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  12. This has to be a joke. No way that could rent for $3,200. $1,500 to $2,000 would be more in the ballpark.

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  13. Is he STONED?

    His house has an appraised value of $280,000.

    Even if you were to finance that ENTIRE amount, a 30 year monthly mortgage payment would be around $1,800/month.

    If someone is stupid enough to pay him that kind of rent, they may as well buy their own home. For $3,200, you could buy a home valued at around $500,000!!!

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  14. Inafunkaboutthefunk7/2/11, 1:14 PM

    Is he STONED? No... Simply put the two of them live in an alternate universe and are just plain stupid. On the plus side of the ledger, it seems that the 4 year drubbing he took seems to be causing him to pack up and leave town. Going, going... GONE! Can it possibly by that our municipal nightmare will end this way? Let's hope so :)

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  15. Pity the Gruesome Twosome's new neighbors!!!

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  16. Pity the Gruesome Twosome's new neighbors!!!

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  17. Baby I like it.

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  18. Ay, mi babosito. Talves que ya no vive allĂ­.

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  19. Miss Sweetie Pie7/2/11, 2:11 PM

    Dear Ex-Mayor,
    I would like to set up an appointment to view your property. I am glad to have the opportunity to visit your home and look in cupboards, open random drawers and look around. I am available between the hours of 7am- 7pm, then I walk the trolley track. We are looking forward to seeing you. (By "We" I mean me and the other visitors to the TKC site)
    Is the rent negotiable? What are the terms of the lease? Will you require that we forward your mail or just pitch it?

    For a reduction in rent I would be happy to let you use the house for your daughter's Wedding extravaganza...if it's still on.


    Faithfully yours,

    Miss Sweetie Pie

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  20. 2:11 PM

    pass on this stinker. You can buy it a lot cheaper at the foreclosure sale. Right now you will have to pry Gloria out of the house as she ain't going nowheres. This is her dream house gone bad.

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  21. Remember the yard (moving) sale they had the other day?

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  22. Emergency Shelter Services Adults and Families
    Homeless Hotline – (816) 474-4599
    If you have lost your home and suddenly find yourself on the streets, do not lose hope yet! Call the homeless hotline to learn what you can do.


    Homeless Hotline – (816) 474-4599
    Here is a list of shelters that can house you in an emergency.

    These are emergency shelters that can help you.

    City Union Mission-Family Shelter 1310 Wabash (close to Prospect and I-70)
    (816)-483-7685
    Accepts single women with or without children and couples with children. Generally 30 day stay.

    City Union Mission- Men’s Shelter 1108 E. 10th (10th and Troost)
    (816) 474-9380
    Overnight shelter. Admission at 6:00 a.m. Medical care available as needed.

    Crossroads (Salvation Army) 14700 E. Truman Rd
    (816) 461-1093
    Accepts single women with or without children and couples with or without children. A few single beds for men are available. Generally 30 day stay. Extensions considered.

    Forest Avenue Shelter 4300 Forest (43rd and Troost)
    (816) 753-4753
    Overnight shelter for women and children. Admission at 6:00 a.m. Generally 30 day stay.

    Grand Avenue Temple 205 E. 9th Street
    (816) 842-3484
    For women only. Open from December 1 to April 1. Check in at 6 p.m., leave at 8:00 a.m. Only 14 beds available.

    Holy Family House 912 E. 31st St.
    (816) 753-2677
    Very small shelter- generally houses one family at a time. Hot meals Saturday-Thursday 6-7:30 p.m. next door at 918 E. 31st street.

    Kansas City Rescue Mission 1520 Cherry (Cherry and Truman)
    (816) 421-7643
    Overnight shelter for men only. Must be there between 3:30 p.m. and 5:00 p.m. to get a ticket. Chapel services at 7:00 p.m. with meal to follow. Women may come for chapel and meal. Shelter guests leave at 6:00 a.m.

    New Life Evangelistic Center 621 Forest Avenue
    (816) 421-3020
    Overnight shelter for women and children. Can stay up to two weeks. Requires a police background check within 24 hours.

    Restart 918 E. 9th St. (9th and Harrison)
    (816) 472-5664
    Overnight shelter for men and women. Entrance in back of building. Admission at 6:00 p.m. Shelter guests leave at 6:00 a.m. Intake for long term shelter beds upstairs during regular business hours.


    or they can call (Former Mayor) Congressman Cleaver and have his office help them with bank negotiations.

    as for the dog Maria...Halfway home pet services (KCMO dog pound) will take her in to re-home for $10. They might need to have another garage sale to scrounge up that amount.

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  23. I'd buy it. Only if Tara was involed and she promised not to turn into Gloria.

    She would also allow me to fuck her in the ass and then cum all over her face anytime I wanted.

    The second she got fat or wasn't in the mood. I'd throw her ass out.

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  24. That crazy woman really put her family in a bad situation.

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  25. God the place reeks and it's hardly "stylish and enchanting". More like backwood and haunted. He must be high, or she is, or they both are.

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  26. This looks real bad. Think carefully, Mark. Andrew is the only one that you need to protect.

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  27. Anon 11:05 AM

    I hope the melodrama is unwarranted, & the rumors of financial hardship exaggerated. He made a good salary, for many years & he will receive a pension. They are probably just downsizing to a more anonymous house & life.

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  28. You people just kill me. May the Karma you create come back to you ten-fold. I am shocked by the level of hatred about the former Mayor. It seems a little over the top to me.

    See a doctor soon. You need medication.

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  29. Hating those idiots just comes natural. They deserve it.

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  30. Good for you Funk you gave it your best.

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  31. I would not prefer living in the house of a former Mayor. I'm concerned that people might associate me with him.

    Manila Condo

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