I visited Mayor Funky's low rent disaster last night.
Later on . . . Awesome TKC Tipsters dropped a few kind notices that Mayor Funky wasn't even really a big part of the event . . .
VERY MUCH LIKE WDAF COVERAGE OF THE X-MAS TREE LIGHTING, MAYOR FUNKY WAS ALL BUT IGNORED BY LOCAL MEDIA!!!
However, what I really liked was a rather Funky challenge to TKC reporting . . .
Let's take on the criticism line by line:
"So you lied about the Christmas Tree not having any sponsors." I never wrote that, I can help you with your comprehension if you'd like. I wrote that the Mayor's X-mas tree event was without MAJOR sponsors. Keep reading, you'll get better.
"The truth." I always know people are full of it when they claim to know "the truth" but that's just a funny indicator for me.
"Sponsors this year were Hallmark and Crown Center, Randy Reed GMC, Kansas City Power & Light, Price Chopper and Tension Envelope. Randy Reed supplied a Buick Regal 2-year lease being paid for by Randy Reed and KCP&L. A $5 donation allows people to enter a Jan. 2 drawing for a chance to win the car lease."
To this ANOTHER AWESOME TKC COMMENTER has a better answer than mine:
"Crown Center is ALWAYS the major sponsor. Price Chopper is ALWAYS involved. KCP&L is involved because Mike Chesser is tight with Funk. They have paid for the car for the past three years, so no news there. Tio made it through a handful of episodes and is hardly a celebrity. Cathy Nugent is a big Republican operative, just like Roe, and she was paid $10,000 to do what others did for free. No grants were even applied for. After all this, the question needs to be asked: how much in dollars was distributed to people in the form of Price Chopper gift cards? Got an answer for that, Gloria?"
It's amazing what comes up in the comments.
Now, from my own perspective: Aristocrat Motors dumping Mayor Funky's Tree is a big deal. Randy Reed is where broke people buy clunkers. Sorry people, it's not my fault that German Engineering stays winning.
Back to my biggest fan . . .
"The lie." (A link to this sexy blog)
"YOU LIE, TONY." (I often wonder: How many of my exgirlfriends read this blog?)
"YOU ARE A DISCREDITED LIAR." Again, this reads like it's from a woman I've seen naked but despite so much name calling, I'll have you know that I'm also a really good pool player.
"FUCK YOUR POWER RANKINGS. YOUR CREDIBILITY IS ZERO. DO NOT FORGET THAT." Calm down clown, if it really makes you that mad you can stop reading. But I know you won't.
"Where's Louie Wright anyway? I haven't seen you produce a shred of evidence to that effect. It's obviously a lie." Keep waiting and reading. Eventually in a couple of weeks you'll read the same "reporting" in a newspaper. Natch.
"EVERY TIME." Loyal TKC readers are always appreciated (not really).
Anyhoo . . . Now that we have that cleared up, ANSWERED IN FULL, and dismissed. Let's get to the real details . . .
Thanks to folks who appreciated the way I see the modern day X-mas lighting . . .
Here's what I noticed from the event:
Horrible turnout for such a nice evening. The weather was rather warm and it really is a great tradition . . . But the blocked off street was mostly empty.
Darla Jaye was great. If there was a highlight to this hot mess, it was Darla. Much better presentation, a greater connection to people in the audience and she kept it as up beat as possible.
Most importantly . . . Don't even try to argue with me on this one:
THE CROWN CENTER CROWD SPURNED MAYOR FUNKY, TALKED OVER HIS REMARKS AND PRETTY MUCH POLITELY IGNORED THE DOUR POLITICO!!!
It wasn't a pretty sight. I almost felt sorry for the dude until I remembered that he's one of the most corrupt Mayors Kansas City has been burdened with in the modern era.
Still, toying with the last remaining Funky supporters and angry TKC fans is a nice distraction for a Saturday but it also indicates that the Funkhouser Administration is watching the race for Mayor slip through their fingers . . . And toes.
Andrew rarely uses his real name when he's making a comment here. Was Nugent really paid $10,000 to put this show on, & does she get to keep the money that was left over.
ReplyDeleteShe was paid $10k. Last year's organizer, Will Gregory, was paid $8,000. The rest of the money is supposed to be used to buy gift cards to Price Chopper. Some funds are used as seed money for the next year, but with this crowd, who knows?
ReplyDeleteA big bust, bigger than anything Tony can come up with to keep his hand occupied while watching his blog.
ReplyDeleteGood morning, Andrew.
ReplyDeleteEven on TKC, which is all about insiders, personalities, and other trivia, it's astonishing that all this space has been wasted on, of all things, the lighting of a Christmas tree!
ReplyDeleteIt will be a more relaxing weekind knowing that there aren't any serious issues or news that we should be aware of.
Any Darla Jaye marathons on today?
They are using Squid numbers much like the large numbers they used in Schools First at Sprint. Lie, Lie, Lie
ReplyDeleteYou are a photoshop wizard! Love ya, T!
ReplyDeleteI had fun at this event.Met some fat girl there that caught my eye. We talked and before the switch was fliped we went to a bathroom at Crown Center were she gave me head. I came, she swallowed, we exchanged phone numbers, end of the day. Of course I'm not going to call this bitch back, but she did give good head.
ReplyDeletethe end.
So you got caught lying and now are trying to justify it? This makes you about ten times worse.
ReplyDeleteLouie Wright is fine.
The Star still publishes seven days a week.
The mayor's brother wrote no letter.
And only a pathologicial liar would attempt to cover his tracks this way.
Every time.
Yes, I did write a letter.
ReplyDeleteByron Funkhouser
Clarksburg, WV
Hell YES.
ReplyDeletelisten, you got caught fabricating and aren't willing to fess up to it. that's just plain sad.
ReplyDeleteYou were taken to the woodshed 2:57. Byron punctuated your lesson. It's almost strange that people actually ended up supporting Tony.
ReplyDeleteThat NEVER happens.
Dear gloria,
ReplyDeleteYou and your family are really quite insane. Not in a good way. Your best bet is to use this fine weekend to continue gathering signatures. You still do not have enough, do you?
Tony, can you get someone to get copies of the forms when they finally turn them in for tabulation? The big liar here is our silly mayor. Gloria reported that they had already secured 1000 signatures before election day. We can look at the dates on the forms to check her veracity. (I am also curious to see just who would sign his petition)
The Mayor's Christmas Tree Fund is a good charity. Perhaps next year our new mayor will cultivate civic minded volunteers to regroup and rebuild the fund.
Funk and Sly in the final.
ReplyDeleteSince Glo has been running the show they have went from a lease on a sweet Z3 BMW to a Buick frikkin' Regal?
ReplyDeleteyouse got to be shittin. me.
WTF!
I'm amazed that this dead fund didn't offer a lease on a raggedy-ass pink Chevy pickup by now.
Maybe next year they'll lease out the Clampett's Model A truck.
Oh its the feet under the Christmas tree. That is soooo funny!
ReplyDeleteThe VISUAL Symbolism sooooo overwrites all the words that could possibly be said.
So well done, Tee! Yes, you CAN be the SHIT!
That's as close as you could get..Ha...I thought you were supposed to be the media, nope just a blogger in mommy's basement.
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