Friday, October 01, 2010

Loren Halifax Hotness



WDAF Fox 4 news hottie Loren Halifax recently made the cover of Kansas City Fitness Magazine. It's certainly good news that there's another venue where the lady newsie can work it and strut her stuff.

Even more impressive: So often magazines go crazy with Photoshop but a look at untouched outtake images clearly shows the cover is completely accurate.



She really is that hot . . .



And probably as strong as Mark Alford and Don Harman put together.

Check the Fox 4 story on this subject.

29 Comments:

Anonymous said...

She's got a better looking woman body than JJ Rizzo even! Watch out Loren, JJ the female body snatcher may be gunning for you next!

Anonymous said...

Not hot. Maybe a little warm. Her smile got any wider, her face would bust.

Anonymous said...

Nope, she's hot. And in amazing shape. Only on a cynical site like TKC would a big smile be considered a bad thing.

Steve said...

I'm surprised no ones married her yet. Wonder whats up with that.

Anonymous said...

TKC-style headline:


Loren Halifax completes meaningless fitness program,
ends up on cover of irrelevant magazine

Anonymous said...

More TKC headlines...

Self-absorbed white woman
focuses on physical fitness
as minority children suffer

Anonymous said...

Maybe a brown guy will marry her.

Anonymous said...

me first.

Anonymous said...

Loren is hot. Said so for years.

She's a little older now, but so what?

She is taking good care of herself.

Anonymous said...

Mmmmmmmmmmm!!!! I've cum buckets to this lady!!!! Yummmmmmmmmmmmm.....

Anonymous said...

TKC headline:

Fox 4 faulted for
failure to hire
barrel-shaped Aztec girls

Anonymous said...

Jeez, check out the hairdo from 1986.

Anonymous said...

Excellent breast. Not noticeable on the air. If she'd expose them more I'd switch over from Mika in the morning.

Anonymous said...

She's not greasy and non-white. I like that in a woman.

Anonymous said...

It's refreshing to see a woman on the teleo-vision without a layer of dirt on her. And an ass wider than your average highway detour.

Anonymous said...

Damn, I want to bang this bitch so hard now! I would bang her doggy then cumm all over that body!

Anonymous said...

It took to much to touch her....
I anint saying she a gold digger
But she's not messin with any broke dudes...

Anonymous said...

Dude looks like a lady.

Anonymous said...

Well, I will likely get kicked off of here as just like all of the local news sites. But I'm sick and tired of everything getting turned into a race issue. She's hot, she's in great shape, get over it. If you want your hungry children to eat, go do something about it. Stop waiting for a hand out. You complain about poverty, go get a job. Despite what the media tells you, tons of places are hiring. Barrel-shaped Aztec girls? Seriously? You are not doing your people any justice. This is 2010 in America, not 2010 in Mexico. Stop complaining about what you don't have and do something about it. Stop playing the victim. Stop turning everything into a race issue. Those of you who always play the race card are the biggest racists of all.

Anonymous said...

A GREAT BIG STANDING OVATION FOR THE WRITER OF THE COMMENT THAT SAID "STOP PLAYING THE RACE CARD"
"GET OFF YOUR BUTT AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT" ... DID YOU KNOW THE LEADER OF THIS COUNTRY SHOULD BE ABLE TO HELP THOSE POOR CHILDREN MUCH MORE THAN THE LOCAL NEWS LADY.....YES, MS. HALIFAX IS HOT...BUT WHEN DID THAT BECOME A CRIME? IF YOU COMPLAINERS OUT THERE SPENT MORE TIME CORRECTING YOUR OWN FAULTS INSTEAD OF POINTING OUT OTHER PEOPLES FAULTS, THE WORLD WOULD TRULY BE A BETTER PLACE. QUIT BUYING THE BLING AND BUY YOUR KIDS SOME FOOD AND BOOKS!

Anonymous said...

to who wrote this:
Self-absorbed white woman
focuses on physical fitness
as minority children suffer

you my friend are a dumb ni**er. Yes, i said that. im not racist as im white and my wife is mixed and dont use the term often but you deserve it. get a phucking job and quit wasting my tax dollars. if you can feed your kids, put them up for adoption.

Again, i dont care what color you are but if your abusing our system and still not getting by, youre a dumb NIG&ER!!!!

Anonymous said...

Loren's # 1 in my book

Anonymous said...

Loren's # 1 in my book

Anonymous said...

she's a real sweetHeart

Anonymous said...

Such a lovely woman, thinner bras would grant you even more viewers

Anonymous said...

Very hot. Like robin meade and heather tesch also

Anonymous said...

My wife , me and her at Powell gardens, that's a threesome I would love to have. or just watch those two lol.

infatuated said...

undoubtedly a lady with class, keep in mind she puts up with mark alford and still carries her self with class. she is one of a few good women. oh yea... GORGEOUS!

Anonymous said...

She needs to slow down when delivering the news... she's not that good.