Monday, February 08, 2010

OVERLAND PARK JOGGER WHIPPED!!!

Crime Scene KC reports things are getting colder in JoCo: Jogger says he was literally whipped in Overland Park.

Anonymous the crustybastard said...

Surely there's a racial angle for you to exploit, Tony.

You're slipping.

2/08/2010 02:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Funkmaster Flex Rides Again said...

crack that whip
give the past the slip
step on a crack
break your momma's back
when a problem comes along
you must whip it
before the cream sits out too long
you must whip it
when something's going wrong
you must whip it

now whip it
into shape
shape it up
get straight
go forward
move ahead
try to detect it
it's not too late
to whip it
whip it good

when a good time turns around
you must whip it
you will never live it down
unless you whip it
no one gets away
until they whip it

i say whip it
whip it good
i say whip it
whip it good

crack that whip
give the past the slip
step on a crack
break your momma's back
when a problem comes along
you must whip it
before the cream sits out too long
you must whip it
when something's going wrong
you must whip it

2/09/2010 04:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She was "whipping herself into shape."

2/09/2010 12:55:00 PM  

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