Tuesday KC Cool Down Checklist

The day is just starting but I want to keep readers in this cowtown covered on this dangerously hot ass day . . .

Here's today's checklist . . .

Drink plenty of fluids and takes lots of breaks . . . Very much like a writer for an alternative weekly publication.

Remember that City Hall is now located in Brookside or at The Library.

Forget about the Royals.

Try really hard not to obnoxiously sniff when hot-ass broads pass-by sweating.

Don't swim (or do your laundry) in the fountains.

Two bonus links:

Motorcycle Helmet Law still in effect: Missouri Motorcycle Helmets Still Required

Playground spontaneous combustion is the latest thing to worry about: Mulch Sparks Roeland Park Playground Fire