I'm actually worried for Mayor Funky on this one . . .
TKC TIPSTERS EXCLUSIVELY REPORT THAT FORMER FUNKY ADMINISTRATION ASSISTANT SHAWN PIERCE WAS DEPOSED YESTERDAY IN THE "MAMMYGATE" CASE AND THE MAYOR'S DEFENSE SEEMED TO BE TO BLAME EVERYTHING ON GLORIA SQUITIRO!!!
From what I hear . . . All questions were directed back to Gloria Squitiro's presence at City Hall . . . Put simply . . .
THE MAYOR AND HIS LAWYER SEEM TO BE THROWING GLORIA SQUITIRO UNDER THE BUS!!!
The strategy is simple . . . Squitiro's insurance company settled her part of the claim so there seems to be a hope that everything blamed on her is, in effect, already settled. Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way . . .
More importantly . . . This strategy doesn't take into account the complex emotions of Gloria Squitiro.
All the talk of weird-ass political love and foot massages now seems strained. As the trial moves closer and the details get even more embarrassing . . . I expect there will be even more drama and the Mayor cutting loose his wife in court according to TKC TIPSTERS is a sign that all the talk of marital fidelity was mostly propaganda and Mark Funkhouser is still desperately looking for some way to simply allow his political career to survive.
Mark my words. The Mayor will win.
ReplyDeleteNo link to Shawn's deposition?
ReplyDeleteThey just did it yesterday. It usually takes about two weeks.
ReplyDeleteWasn't Pierce your source on the Mammy Gate story Tony?
ReplyDeleteNow that he's gone you aren't going to have any good luck getting more stories.
Get rid of the traitors Funk and a guy like Tony is just harmless.
You get this info from the same crew that promised a recall vote???
ReplyDeleteHey Anon 12:24 we DID get a recall vote. An the Funk narrowly escaped being recalled by the skin on the tip of his grimy uncircumcised wiener.
ReplyDeletePlease, defer to the authority when referring to the mayor's wiener.
ReplyDeleteGloria deemed it his "little thing" in one of her holiday letters following a skinnydipping trip in Vermont.
I insist on awarding the royal couple the levels of respect and decorum that they deserve.
Throw her under a bus!?!? The bus will wreck when it runs over that mass!
ReplyDeleteMark my words...the mayor will lose. The city already has....
ReplyDeleteAwww . . . and so close to her birthday, too. Please don't forget to send her well-wishes on July 5.
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