Late Night TKC brag: I'm kind of a media expert so you can suck on it!!!

Because I'm a public intellectual I've been invited to a forum on the subject of bankrupt journalism and the future of our Democracy. It's big media news so Bottom Line Communications (as usual) broke the story about the prestigious panel . . . With me there . . . I hope they don't ask me to clean up. Also, feel free to call and complain to the library, they don't have enough crazy people there already . . .

Anyhoo . . . I turned in a 100 word bio/introduction but it's probably too boring. I tend to be rather reserved and thoughtful in public and only show my ass to those kind enough to read this dump every day . . . Folks who would like to write something a little more provocative in order to help me out with an introduction can feel free in the comments. I'll be busy doing two things:

1. Remembering that nobody listens to a word after a speaker farts in public.

2. Enjoying a photo gallery of Jessica Jane Clement in order to relieve stress.

Again, I'm going to be pissed if they ask me to clean up but still think this is a nice way to publicize my consulting gigs . . . Note: Most of my consulting work consists of encouraging future Mayoral candidates to leave their security blankets, drinks and significant others at home.