Saturday, May 23, 2009

Haley at Bazooka's: Without Question the Best Stripper in Kansas City!!!



I don't know if you can say that this blog has a "benefactor" but I had a friend bring TKC up from the basement for about three hours last night.

Not only did I have THE BEST FUCKING SALMON I'VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE but with my own nickles and quarters I was able to buy a lap dance with the very lovely HALEY who was working the late shift at Bazooka's . . .

And okay, she wasn't Victoria Silvstedt but she's actually studying Radiologic Technology (seriously!!!), she has two kids and seemed rather nice. I'm sure my $15 helped her cause immeasurably . . . I'm not sure it's love but you bags will be the first to know when I send out the wedding invitations. Look for the write-up at Bazooka's blog.

I know . . . I'm generous like that.

P.S. her bikini bottom touched my goatee . . . So naturally, I shaved it off as soon as I got home . . . TKC will not be caught slippin.

Blogger John said...

I bet you thought she "really liked you" too huh Tony? LMFAO @ people who tell you how great strippers are. "yeah i got a REALLY good blowjob from this hooker last night. She said my cock was huuuuuge and I am waaaay goodlooking OMG"

5/24/2009 05:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

way to go. i thought 2balls was tour only thrill.

5/24/2009 10:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sweet.

5/25/2009 01:12:00 AM  

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