Thursday, April 23, 2009

What's the deal with JoCo hookers?!?!?



Another day . . . Another story of suburban hookers in JoCo.

Three suspected prostitutes from Texas were arrested Wednesday afternoon in an Overland Park motel room.

This in the same week that alleged golf course hookers were busted in Perfect Village . . .

My question:

I ALWAYS HEAR THAT PEOPLE MOVE TO THE SUBURBS BECAUSE IT'S SO NICE AND SAFE AND CLEAN . . . BUT IT ALSO SEEMS LIKE THERE'S NOTHING BUT HOOKERS IN JOCO!!!

Believe it or not, I have friends in this part of the Greater Metropolitan Kansas City area and they tell me that so-called "high-class" (read: white) prostitution is simply a fact of life in this part of town . . . Now we all know that there's nothing clean about about a "high-class" hooker and frequenting these broads is just a more expensive way to get a horrible STD . . . But there's a strange perception that this practice doesn't represent vice and a sign that suburbanites are just as nasty as everybody else . . . Which now seems to be a fact given that so many skanky broads selling themselves in the Golden Ghetto are making the news as of late.

14 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Yum.

Anonymous said...

I cannot believe that people are surprised about all of the JOCO hooker talk. All they have to do is go to Mosaic at P&L each weekend, and they will find it to be a buffet of standardless JOCO women who do just about anything for a free drink that would otherwise cost them $15

Anonymous said...

Natisha Escobar had TKC written all over her... as plain a Jane as one would want from an under aged hooker. I await the photospread :)

Anonymous said...

All you need is to take a freshman from Shawnee Mission East to Taco Bell or Winsteads and she's yours for the night. Upgrade the meal to Houlihans and you can have her older sister too.

Anonymous said...

nasty

Kansas Sity Sinic said...

Tony, I love how you talk about JoCo like it's some far away, unattainable ideal.

There are hookers everywhere--and I do believe it is a profession that's recession proof--and, there will be no I-9s involved.

Anonymous said...

LOLZERZ

Anonymous said...

They just arrested three Texas whoo-ers working out of a hotel in Overland Park today.
KCTV website has got the photos, and they are nastay.

Anonymous said...

all that picture needs is a large double headed dildo and the cuties in a KU and MU t-shirts....YEAH BABY!!!!

emawkc said...

TKX said: "Believe it or not, I have friends in this part of the Greater Metropolitan Kansas City area..."

Tony, they're not really your friends if you have to pay them.

Anonymous said...

5:34 pm, if I spring for Pierponts what will that get me?

Anonymous said...

You all act so surprised.
How the hell do you think those people pay for those high dollar houses in JOCO. Some are marred women and their husbands are just pimping them out to make a few extra bucks.

Anonymous said...

Fuck all you bitches!!! (U all dont evn kno wht the hell happened u fuck faces!) Fuck k.c. TX n dis bitch

Anonymous said...

ATTENTION FRIENDS WE HAVE A GENIUS HERE ^^^