TKC EXCLUSIVE FUNKY RECALL REPORT!!!



The Star claims: "Mayoral recall effort has another week to collect petitions"

In fact, the Funkhouser Recall folks are going to get the 10 day extension . . .

Even more interestingly . . . Mayor Funky's own neighborhood hates him.

Up till this point, the majority of signatures have come from the 4th district.

Now, we all know that Mayor Funky is extraordinarily litigious and he has promised to fight the recall in the same unsuccessful manner he's fighting for Co-Mayor Gloria's feet . . .

HOWEVER, JUDGING BY THE MAYOR'S LACK OF STANDING IN THE VOLUNTEER ORDINANCE ARGUED BY CITY HALL . . . IF THAT ARGUMENT HOLDS UP THIS WEEK THEN IT MIGHT ALSO THWART MAYOR FUNKY'S CHALLENGE TO ANY RECALL PETITION THAT'S ALSO PART OF THE CITY CHARTER!!!


Put simply . . . Mayor Funky might have to find (and pay) for his own lawyer in order to challenge the move to oust him . . . Depending on what a judge soon decides on a slightly unrelated case.

Meanwhile signatures are still coming in and volunteers are now looking for ways to collect the many copies that have been circulating.

Oh . . . And a great many people think that bunk story about Gloria Squitiro being in a mental hospital circulating in comment threads around town is some kind of false flag bit of political hackery intended to garner sympathy and make recall supporters seem mean . . . When in fact, I think the overwhelming majority of people think it would be best for Squitiro, Funkhouser and all of Kansas City if Co-Mayor couple simply stayed at home and left their elected office to someone more qualified and better prepared to handle the job.

Comments

  1. The smartest thing that Jeff Roe could tell Funk to do was to lock up Gloria or send her on a trip during the time that the petitions are being passed. When she is loose and operating freely she could do anything, and one embarrassing act of masturbation in the grocery store would be worth 30 thousand signatures.

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  2. Dump the funk.

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  3. I signed it.

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  4. This dude needs to get out.

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  5. I saw Gloria masturbating in the grocery store. It was hideous, I almost barfed as I shot the whole episode on my camera phone.

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  6. Man, if only Funk had sent Tony some big words on a cocktail napkin and then taken him to lunch at Lulu's, Tony would've started defending him months ago. Bet Funk feels dumb now.

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  7. Gloria Funkhouser4/28/09, 1:47 PM

    I signed a petition at the grocery last week right after masturbating. Did I do good?

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  8. I'm a sick fuck and I want to see the masterbation video. Please?

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  9. With the 10 day extension, I think they may be able to get the needed signatures... bad news for the tax payers, good news for my editorial cartoons..

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  10. I suppose the 4th district is full of niggers and wetbacks

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