Seminar: Screwing your way to self-improvement!!!

I imagine that at first glance the press kit for an upcoming Kansas City business seminar looks like a middle-aged woman visiting town with her dad:

Bestselling authors Suzy and Jack Welch will visit Kansas City next month. Columnist and author Suzy Welch will discuss 10-10-10 – a powerful new strategy for making difficult decisions and clarifying choices.

Jack Welch, former Chairman and CEO of General Electric, will interview Suzy about the 10-10-10 approach, followed by a question-and-answer session.

I don't know anything about their rap but I'm thinking some of the difficult decisions might be along these lines and headlined this way by the duo:

Squeezing old, saggy ass for millions

Learning to accept being loved solely for money

Making Daddy issues pay beyond the chump change of a stripper pole

Ignoring her late night outings and weekends away from home

Intimacy with an elderly partner and finding a "happy place"

I've only been to a couple of business seminars and I think truly successful people avoid them like the swine flu . . . However, it's kind of fun that folks teaching the principles of success to the adoring masses just might be a living example of how much money can't buy . . . Then again, that's not to imply that a great many po'folk aren't stuck in relationships of convenience as well . . . In fact, just about all married people seem to be upholding some kind of lie . . . Kudos to these folks for the ability to sell tickets to it.