TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! REPORTS FROM THE KANSAS CITY CO-MAYOR NEW YEAR'S PARTY AND THEIR HOLIDAY BREAK!!!
Nothing changes in Kansas City.
The New Year is just another date on the calender and from what I hear, the Kansas City Co-Mayors rang in the occasion with their same disappointing demeanor.
First, The Mayor's New Year's Party was intensely political but the Mayor refused to invite a lot of people on the Council. Ed Ford, Cathy Jolly, and Cindy Circo didn't make the cut.
Now, there's two different versions of Co-Mayor Squitiro's behavior on New Years.
One version says she was sick and stayed upstairs.
However, most KICKASS TKC TIPSTERS have noted that she was pouting and so embarrassed by the Cover of The Pitch that she only greeted a few guests and then went into hiding.
It gets worse.
Mayor Funky is still doing City Business out of his house, hiding from the real world and pretty much ruining the image of this town.
TKC HEARS THAT LOCAL CORPORATE LEADERS WERE SUMMONED TO THE MAYOR'S RESIDENCE A BIT BEFORE THE HOLIDAYS AND WERE DISGUSTED WHEN CO-MAYOR SQUITIRO PARADED AROUND THE 1ST FLOOR IN HER NIGHTGOWN DURING THEIR BREAKFAST WITH FUNKHOUSER!!!
I've heard this story now from two people and both versions involve bare feet and near barfing. To be fair, it's Ms. Squitiro's home and she can do whatever she wants in it . . . But the Mayor is now nothing more than a joke in the local business community and one suit that I talked to couldn't stop laughing when recalling his Funky morning coffee.
Clearly, the Mayor's continued absence from City Hall is having an impact on his job performance and the jokes that continue to ruin the Mayor's reputation aren't just coming from TKC but from his constituents all over this cowtown.
posted by Tony Permalink
Fucking gross.
Ew--those feet need some Tough Actin' Tenactin!
Why in the world would chamber types go to the squalid squit squatter shack?
When she says she'll leave city hall 'feet first' the pet literally means feet first.
There is nothing more disgusting than chamber types anyway. Do nothing PR flacks who contribute nothing to the real world.
Was Councilman Rus Johnson there? He'd know how to handle this. He should use his MENSA standing to advise the mayor.
We're the party people night and day :)
in re: summoning business leaders to his shantytown house... watching the Squid traipse around the house is bad enough but even going in an sitting down in this dirty, run down, unclean, ramshackle hovel is even worse.
Unless he's got Joan Pu and Schmendrick Blackwell doing porter duty at the West 57th Terrace Mansion, I am certain anyone entering this hell hole will never forget the experience and never ever want to go back there.
Hey Tony, back in the days when you were doing campaign ads for the Gruesome Twosome and the now defunct Orange Revolution, did they ever invite you over for coffee?
They kept Tony in that trailer.
He didn't even merit a trip to the Funky Love Shack.
A man's home is his castle. I knew a guy who's lady walked around in a chenille robe half covering a flannel nightgown with holes in it. She used to play piano at a bar here in town. Oh yes He and she were not the co-Mayors. my people were old time drunks.
This is why KC will make no economic progress while this pair remains in power. Can you imagine sitting Lurch and lady McNasty sitting down at Funk Manor with the head of a corporation that wants to move to town or Washington reps trying to discuss how KC will use the Obama stimulous money to fix the city's sagging infrastructure while having to look at the Squid's.
Tony, don't forget that one of the honored invitees/attendees was none other than Kathryn "Jabba" Shields herself. She and the mayor have been seen around town together. Question: Who would you rather do? The Squid or Jabba?
Yuck on all of this.
Squit or Jabba? I am heading for a warm bath, trancs and a sharp razor.
Can you imagine these two in a wife swap swingers club?
The City council is just about as helpless as this mayor. What a mess.
That not be swinging, it be bumping.
Gloria shouldn't be as embarassed about the Pitch cover as she should be about the things she's done to shame her husband and our city.
It would be better if someone did another photoshop and put Tony's face instead of the Funk's. Hell, he has gotten more orgasms over Gloria's feet than her old man.
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