Mayor Funky: Missing in Action!!!



A great many people are wondering why Mayor Funky is keeping such a low profile.

Mayor Funky and his wife missed Jay Nixon's inauguration while some of the best and brightest politicos from the KC Area made sure they were in the crowd.

Also, Mayor Funky was a NO SHOW during yesterday's ground breaking regional jail announcement.

Obviously, City Manager Cauthen, County Exec Mike Sanders and Cathy Jolly didn't really want Mayor Funky stealing their thunder . . . But word is Mayor Funky is REALLY UPSET that he wasn't included in the press conference despite the fact everyone knew this was going down and City/County consolidation has been something that politicos in the know have been working toward for years.

Speculation is running rampant.

Some folks are saying that the Mayor was working on his second job while the two biggest political events impacting Kansas City's future took place . . . Others simply suggest that this is part of Mayor Funky's incompetence overall.

In the end, one fact is indisputable: Major changes and groundbreaking moves are taking place in Kansas City's political scene . . . AND MAYOR MARK FUNKHOUSER ISN'T PART OF THIS CHANGE!!!

Comments

  1. Maybe he was giving a foot massage.

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  2. He was in the bathroom, and he was not alone.

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  3. Haha.

    That's gross.

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  4. Scat, I must have Scat!

    Bend forward and let me see the dirty stuff come out Gloria!

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  5. Ew. Tony you and your friends can be so gross.

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  6. Funkhouser? Who is that? Don't we have an honorary Mayor in KC? I mean he doesn't really do anything does he?

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  7. Of course Mike Sanders would not have invited Mark to be there because Mark has class. Mike Sanders will not get anywhere near people with class because it makes it obvious that he is what they call in the Northeast "a bottomfeeder."

    If Mark cares enough to accompany his wife to the restroom in places where harm can come to women alone well what is wrong with that? Many real men who are caring husbands do the same thing as a matter of practice and honor.

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  8. Sad thought of the day: The slogan We Want the Funk is now Where Is The Funk?

    Viva the Orange Revolution, the Orange Revolution is Dead!

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  9. Let's talk about wayne cauthen's inability to run a city... balance a budget... take care of basic city services... Let's talk about why wayne cauthen needs a white guy to tell him what to do now. Why is wayne cauthen still in this city... CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHY?

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  10. At least the Mayor can grow his own hair and if he could not grow his own hair he would not wear an overdone wig like Mike Sanders.

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  11. Anon 514PM... it is understood that Cauthen is putrid and extending his contract by a nanosecond was a grievous mistake. Rather than allow him to hire Ed, they should cut him loose (and add on Eddy) and find a new City Manager. Alas, this cannot be done in the middle of the budget talks.

    Again, we have Mayor Smart With Nothinghouser for snatching defeat from the jaws of victory when he tried to get rid of Cauthen in such a despicable way that he (Funk, the stupidest guy in the room) united the council against him and caused them to retaliate by overruling him on Cauthen's dismissal and actually signing Cauthen on for a fresh three years. Thanks Funk!

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  12. Funky and Squid were at Cascones today in the River Market for lunch with some of their staff, they were eating the fried chicken special and licking each others fingers.... Ehhhew.

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  13. The Tony Botello School of Journalism

    Linking to other sources = reporting

    "Word is..." = I made stuff up

    "I don't claim to know the details" = I am lazy

    "I called McClatchy" = I made stuff up

    "Mary Sanchez is..." = I wish I could have ten percent of the class of Mary Sanchez

    "AWESOME TKC TIPSTERS" = a black hole of made-up stupidity that sucks all the stupid in

    "Some folks are saying..." = I made stuff up

    "Sushi...is kind of like a signal to brown people that their business isn't wanted." = I am either brain-damaged or retarded, your choice

    "According to close watchers" = I made stuff up

    ALL CAPS IN RED = phony hyperbole

    NO HOMO = I pitch and catch

    "Mike Hendricks is..." = I wish I had some money too

    "Parties close to the case..." = no one would talk to me even if I had tried, which I didn't

    "I'm not going to quote anybody on this one but people familiar with..." = I made stuff up

    "The Star is dying" - I am still bitter over being rejected as an intern in '04

    "Word is that..." = yup - I made stuff up

    Congratulations, you are now a graduate of the The Tony Botello School of Journalism. Please be sure standards, editorial oversight, reliability, or accountability do not exist. Hit your head with a hammer and go forward. Also, be sure to make your mom buy you an old Geo Prizm.

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  14. Tony Botello's mom Rita took the keys to his Prizm. He kept getting parking tickets at the ghey hangouts.

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  15. 8:48 - Hating on Tony is always appreciated. But the only thing you proved is that you're on Tony's nuts and reading his blog 24/7. You fail.

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  16. Kendrick you are paid a lot of money to spend your time commenting on blogs under different names.

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  17. For Reals, you are the only one left hanging on Tony's shriveled up nuts. The pussy beaner doesn't have the testicles to defend himself so he waits on his ghey fanboys to put the cock ring on and fuck him in the ass while giving him the reacharound he requires, the Media Whore that he is. Fuck YOU For Reals, if you wanna play with the big dogs on the web, you better bring some game, otherwise shut the fuck up and sit on the porch or basement (it's your call Tony) licking your decended testicles wishing for them to pop out. Fuck YOU.

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  18. That's some nasty language about Tony. What I find interesting is his record--he has more factual news before any other source, and he prints news(i.e. facts) the STAR ignores. No one else mentions that the mayor spends so much time hiding out at his cabin in the Ozarks when he should be working(and attending important functions)...whoever Tony's "tipsters" are, they are good.
    Keep up the good work, Tony.

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  19. Damn Gloria/Annony 1:48, you are one foul mouthed hag.

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  20. Kansas City can house its prisoners cheaper in the De Kalb County Jail so why not use it.

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