KANSAS CITY STAR COLUMNIST INSINUATES CO-MAYOR TOILET SEX!!!

Most of you haven't noticed this but Yael T. Abouhalkah has been blogging his heart out on "Midwest Voices" which is by far the worst offering from the paper-of-record this side of Ink magazine.

Abouhalkah received almost no response from his posts about the Chiefs other than people begging him to stop writing on the subject.

The KC Star Columnist has blogged a a few movies AND now American Idol . . .

But, by far, Abouhalkah's greatest achievement in the world of local blogging has been his subtle hint at the rumors regarding Co-Mayor bathroom sex.

What's up with Mayor Mark Funkhouser and his wife, Gloria Squitiro, reportedly going to the bathroom together?

Actually, this kind of coverage has me a bit concerned because if the most serious writers at The Star are taking this route then they're going to be cutting into my demographic of people who want the nastiest gossip KC has to offer.

Hell, sooner or later I expect Abouhalkah to start posting bikini pics. Speaking of, I don't even want to think a lot about the Co-Mayors enjoying bathroom breaks together or secret Mayoral blumkin sessions . . . Therefore I want to provide a much nicer image of bathroom intimacy:



Now, Abouhalkah doesn't specifically note bathroom booty sessions . . . He's asking for people to let their imagination run wild . . . And that's just cruel . . . But it does provide yet another way for big media and blogs to work together since the columnist doesn't have the courage to write what everyone else at City Hall and the local blogosphere have already discussed.