Thursday, January 08, 2009

Kansas City Single Life Sucks!!!



Once again Kansas City has been ranked as the worst town for dating.

State of the Line sees this news as something to lament . . .

However, I'm an optimist and I believe this ranking can only improve the chances of leaving a bar with desperate women when last call comes around. File the report regarding the horrible dating conditions in KC, then when crunch time comes around show it to a fat chick, a 34 year-old woman who has never been married or a broad out on the town and contemplating divorce . . . Watch your odds improve.

Never underestimate the power of "It's either me or nobody" strategy among panicked broads with low self-esteem.

6 Comments:

Anonymous said...

15 seconds after that photo was taken a brotha in a Scarface t-shirt entered from stage left.

Anonymous said...

LOL

Anonymous said...

The reason why dating sucks is because girls think they're too good to suck.

I'd say fucque em, but they're too good to do THAT TOO!

Anonymous said...

Holy Shit, I agree 100% this town sucks for dating

Anonymous said...

Shit, Tony, you couldn't get laid if you were an egg, on a normal day. Of course you love sucking on Gloria's toes and rubbing one out. I guess the dating thing is working out well for you.

Anonymous said...

100% right on. Kansas City sucks for dating. This is the absolute worst town to meet people in period.