Kansas City Single Life Sucks!!!
Once again Kansas City has been ranked as the worst town for dating.
State of the Line sees this news as something to lament . . .
However, I'm an optimist and I believe this ranking can only improve the chances of leaving a bar with desperate women when last call comes around. File the report regarding the horrible dating conditions in KC, then when crunch time comes around show it to a fat chick, a 34 year-old woman who has never been married or a broad out on the town and contemplating divorce . . . Watch your odds improve.
Never underestimate the power of "It's either me or nobody" strategy among panicked broads with low self-esteem.