Pitch Cover Punks Mayor Funkhouser!!!
All right, I despise these d-bags but I have to admit that the current cover of The Pitch is pretty funny.
Never mind that The Pitch hasn't managed to cover much news related to the Funkhouser Administration and is really just rehashing stuff reported by DeAnn Smith at The Star and trying to avoid giving TKC any credit for publishing at least a quarter of the incidents reported in the article first . . . Nevertheless, this attack on the Mayor's credibility is damn creative from the hipster class who was previously unwilling to take (my) criticisms of Mayor Funky seriously.
Nice work!!! The photo is so good, they have yet to publish it to the Internet . . . So I thought I'd make the photo a bit of a TKC post-modern retouch and report it as original content . . . Natch.
Like it or not, this is how Mayor Funky has defined 2008 at City Hall.
posted by Tony Permalink
gross
This is the true Funky
Oh Funk, how far you have fallen.
is the squirt really cytheria?
So can we now agree that Funk and his wife are a total embarrassment.
BLECHH!!! That is hideous - you have altered my reality. DAMN YOU
KC does not have a Mayor.. This man is no Mayor.
Give it up Funk.
Props to the photochopper. Nice work.
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2008/05/03/svONO_narrowweb__300x359,0.jpg
most of you probably have seen the image referenced, but just for fun there it is
What Yoko did for the Beatles, Gloria is doing for the Funk.
What did Funk say to Gloria "Strap-it-on"
The Ballad of Funk and Squid
after that nasty picture, this 98% straight (okay, so I'm curious about a couple things! LOL) female, had to scroll to your regularly scheduled female eye candy...it was either that, or poke my eyes out.
I love creative people.
That makes my day. They deserve it.
the creative people who did that are all getting laid off. The Pitch cut its staff back this week and tony still hasnt got the story
Is that why this issue of The Pitch is down to 48 pages when they're usually at least 64 pages?
Sorry Santino, at least for the last day of the year, your friends at the Pitch have outdone you :)
Have a Happy and Healthy New Year!
The Pitch kicked the Funky's ass big time. Way to go.
Dear TKC,
My bet is that the funk-ees think they made it to the top. They think that they are being compared to John and his pain of a wife.
This horribly flawed man is incapable of assessing his own mental status. He can not gauge the pain inflicted on him and his children by the behemoth that he reluctantly married. Where is the love? Not with these two.
I envision the ugly squit woman writing ugly spells in her Book Of Shadows. Problem is that they ill wishes continually bounce back on her and cause her soul great harm. She is as unlovely as her anger filled heart.
Have a nice day!
Yoko got all the money.
toadstool_watcher is correct, the Funkhouser and the Squid probably think this is a compliment.
Brain bleach, stat!
The cover is good--too bad the article is so weak.
Dear TKC,
You sound like a 3rd grader when you whine about someone publishing stories you blogged first. stfu.
4:15 has a point. Great photo, the story isn't shit.
The Pitch is now on the level of a blogger and all they have going for them is photoshop.
My wish for the new year: get the funk out.
Gloria was never that thin.
Shit, Tony...I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. There is no way I could physical touch that edition of the Pitch. I'm revolted. Thanks for sharing...Bleach!
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