FUNKHOUSER IS ORDAINED BY GOD!!!

Now I finally understand why it's so inappropriate to say or write anything negative about the Kansas City Co-Mayors:

CO-MAYOR FUNKY AND SQUITIRO HAVE BEEN ORDAINED BY GOD TO RUN KANSAS CITY!!!

This is not just a poor, lowly, not-so-humble blogger writing as much . . . Rather, Gloria Squitiro, in her conversations with the creator has revealed this truth to the people of Kansas City.

Check it:

Squitiro said that during the campaign, she felt she had a strong calling from God to help her husband serve the city as mayor.

“I remember feeling my car, well, my husband’s car, being filled, absolutely with the presence of God. … I remember turning to look at Funk and saying, ‘Oh, my God, Funk, you have the opportunity to do so much for so many people.’ ”

That's actually the cleaned up version . . . The deposition gets much weirder and I believe involves her speaking with God at some point or at least hearing His voice in her head.

Longtime TKC readers might remember that this isn't the first time Co-Mayor Squitiro has invoked the Creator:



So, yeah . . . Arguing with Mayor Funky, questioning his tactics and/or motives is akin to fighting with God . . . Or at least that's what this woman is whispering in his ear all of the time. Obviously, Kansas City needs this "first lady" to relay messages from the Almighty to this town's Mayor . . . I don't know how we've survived this long without her.

On the other hand, the ban against family members in the Mayor's office is looking like a better idea every day . . . Also, I hear the video tape is hilarious with Gloria doing different voices and characters, kinda like and exorcism.

Update: Speaking of religious references . . . Skimming through the deposition it's funny to read Ms. Squitiro try and justify the phrase "Overworked Hebrew slave" to a room full of people . . . There's no "e" on the end of that one so it's not going over well.