Kansas City Mid-Morning Link Focus

I'm not looking at anything earth shattering this morning (thankfully) but here are a few Kansas City Links that have caught my attention:

The KC Star finds hope in questionable stats from another dead tree publication: Newspaper featuring KC's most wanted leads to 90 arrests since inception

Kansas City complaining dude makes sure his house will burn to the ground in the event of a fire: "Firefighters are on duty, even when shopping at Hen House"

Star headline: "Foreign students experience a KC Thanksgiving" I didn't read the story (as usual) but I'm guessing they were racially profiled and then shot by their former friends or lovers.

Charity can wait: More than 4,000 homes lost power Thursday morning in eastern Jackson County, delaying the start of Thanksgiving preparations for many.

Could you spare a square? Ottawa Woman Gives Birth on Bathroom Floor

Scary Power Toll Show Me State Drama via RDM.

Finally, a few Keeley Hazell photos in support of underarm spray or something are worth a click, I guess.