"Ink Criticizes The Pitch"
Kudos to Bottomline.com for breaking a catfight between Ink & The Pitch and mercilessly pointing out the fact that NEARLY EVERY NEWSIE AND MOST BLOGGERS THINK THAT INK IS KANSAS CITY'S WORST EXCUSE FOR A PRINT PUBLICATION!!!
posted by Tony Permalink
Ink talks about cum, the Pitch is just bankrolled by it.
LOLz.
Is there any more vapid, insipid rag than Ink? Have you ever seen any of the gaggle of self-absorbed Pretentious & Lame District wannabees.
Some bubble-headed twit who drives a green VW with Iowa plates is one of the writers...maybe even has a position of "responsibility". She is the one in charge of ginning up hard-hitting articles about "cool" loft space, dress and make-up tips, and any other of the topics the Gen X & Y empty-lifers think they need to yammer about.
These are the sort of folks that think a good night out is standing around the Power & Too White District posing for their friends, fingering their cell phone with one hand, while fingering themselves with the other. All this while oogling others of their ilk and their bad haircuts, bad dress, and the parade of white, trashy, slutty humanoids they pass of as women.
When the Star keeps getting thinner and thinner, then they bring out a 60-page gossip rag, it is clear what their priorities are. Ink is nothing more than an advertsing vehicle surrounded by features of little benefit to anyone except the precious group of shit-encrusted young people...the selfsame ones who didn't even vote last Tuesday, for anyone, much less light rail. (Thanks, shitheads...we won, didn't we?).
Simply put...INK stINKs! and so does anyone associated with it in any way, including cotton-candy brained girls and their blowhard husbands who may or may not live in the City Market area.
And her name may or may not be Laurie Mansfield....a bubble-head deluxe with absolutely no attractive features whatsoever.
In shot, the very same P & L slut described above.
Plus she's a Ginger Kid.
And they are by nature creepy and smell like rotting vegetable matter.
well, there's that.
Went to the ink website and the actual blog entry seems to have vanished. There are things from the 4th, things from the 6th, but the 5th is mysteriously blank.
Oops, too late to pretend you didn't say it.
That would be just like Laurie Mansfield and her addle-brained husband, cub sports reporter Bill Reiter...or is it Rieter? Who the fuck cares.
They were probably too busy fawning over David Cook photographs to realize they were deleting copy from the site. Or Laurie was doing her nails...or Billy-boy was spiking his hair.
Then again, maybe they did it deliberately. Would the Star, and the icky stinky Ink people, stoop that low?
I'm curious, what are Ms. Mansfield's journalism credentials? I have yet to see anything in Ink that would qualify as journalism.
Mansfield has no journalism credentials.
She has no writing skills.
She has no skills to run a pathetic rag like Ink.
She does, however, have the necessary couch skills to blow her superiors in order to justify her shitty little job.
Must mean she's not getting any at home.
Mansfield gives a new definiton to the term "bubble-head.
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