You people are way more clever than TKC. Here are the "winners" from last week's caption contest regarding a PR stunt put on by Mayor Funky promoting light rail.
WINNER: BARSTOOL PUNDIT, who wrote: "Mayor Funkhouser bids a tearful farewell as his wife is escorted from the mayors office by her handlers."
HONORABLE MENTION:
Todd Epp: "Longhorns demand extra wide doors on proposed Kansas City light rail system cars."
"Ain't nuthin' in Kansas City but steers n' ... light rail proponents."
"The steer may have a beef, but the Mayor is full of bull."
Chronic: "After his old heifer was chased out of City Hall, Mayor Funky scouts for potential replacements"
Thanks for playing!!!
Well if had known.."Mayor F. finally steps in his own bullshit."
ReplyDeletei've said it before and i'll say it again. i rule.
ReplyDeletei love barstool pundit. i love his blog.
ReplyDeleteif he weren't a man, i'd marry him. or at least try.
Tony, I shall cherish this honorable mention always.
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Honorable Mention goes to:
ReplyDeleteThe Funk: Okay, you guys up front hang on to Terry Riley (the one with the horns), while you guys in the back pull Tony's head out of Terry's A$$
Well those are probably the worst of the bunch.
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