Tasty Afternoon Kansas City Links

Here are the links I'm looking at this afternoon:

STAY ON THE LOOKOUT FOR MOTORCYCLE BANDIT WITH BAD POLITICAL MANNERS!!! Video Catches Motorcyclist Spray Painting Political Sign in JoCo!!! Seriously, only petty people trying to make a point really worry about dumbass political signs.

Everything about election day seems scary: KC Plans Election Day Command Post

State Board of Education in Kansas turns anti-ghey . . . I guess hating the dinosaurs wasn't good enough.

Yet another immigration problem people shouldn't worry about: Ladybugs Invade Kansas and Missouri

Missouri is no longer a bellwether . . . I know I'm right because a columnist from The Star disagrees with me.

Please be careful dear . . . (This is only interesting to me because all of my girlfriends have been afraid of this kind of accident): Deer-Related Accidents on the Rise

Hail to the bus drivers who sadly don't get to drink and cuss while diving the bus: ATA Honors Metro Bus Drivers

4 Injured in Serious OP Wreck

Cute photos of Heidi Klum doing a "got milk" . . . Get your mind out of the gutter pervs.