NO BULL, TKC CAPTION CONTEST!!!
Hey party people . . . It's time for a TKC Caption contest featuring an image from Mayor Funky's morning PR stunt supporting light rail!!!
Do your best/worst Kansas City.
Feel free to comment on the dork forcing laughter from behind the Mayor.
Or the Mexican showing the Mayor the bull.
Or KMBZ radio great Bill Grady getting a quote and looking just a bit perturbed at the spectacle.
It's up to you . . .
A SPECIAL SHOUT OUT TO KC TRIBUNE FOR THE PHOTO!!!
Don't forget to check out their upcoming issue tomorrow that will feature a great light rail article among other important KC news.
Now . . . Get to it . . . The Mayor awaits your input (ew) on his morning publicity stunt.
posted by Tony Permalink
Great photo KC tribune
If the mayor thought Dr. Sausage Fingers was bad, he really has a surprise in store for him.
"Mayor Funkhouser bids a tearful farewell as his wife is escorted from the mayors office by her handlers."
The mayor held a press conference this morning to announce the capture of the dreaded Herford House bomber.
"They finally needed a prop for all of funkhouser's bullshit."
y'all are good, but "barstool pundit" wins so far, IMO.
"Whoa, there big fella! Watch where you're sticking your nose!"
"Longhorns demand extra wide doors on proposed Kansas City light rail system cars."
Ain't nuthin' in Kansas City but steers n' ... light rail proponents.
"Make me a graven image of this animal in gold so that my administration shall be restored to its former glory."
The Mayor finally finds a replacement for Kendrick Blackwood's job. His attorney told him that livestock doesn't have standing to sue in court...so he's going with it.
The Mayor finally finds a replacement for Kendrick Blackwood's job. His attorney told him that livestock doesn't have standing to sue in court...so he's going with it.
funk waits while gloria gets a pedicure.
In violation of the new ordinance, Gloria Squitiro accompanied Mayor Funkhouser to City Hall this morning.
On second thought...........
There is no way I can handle that much beef on my own.
GLORIA!!!!!!! GET YOUR BIG ASS OUT HERE NOW!!!!!!!!!!
That's what Co-Mayor's do, share the responsibility.
Anybody else want to go to the P&L district for lunch? Mountain oysters on me.
Knowing his administration will be limited to one term or less, Mayor Mark Funkhouser auditions for the job of pitchman for a car dealership to replace much beloved gravel-voiced drunkard Col. ("That's No Bull") Billy.
Hey guys, Don't you think I should poop first?
I really think I should poop first.
Rabbi Funky anoints the holy bull prior to sacrifice to the Goddess Gloria.
The Power of Christ compels you...
The Power of Christ compels you...
Kansas City mayor dressed as a dandy seeks to run the American Royal out of town.
"Steer this in the right direction, pall"
It was the worst street-theater I've witnessed. The mayor is mocking the right of kansas citians to protest or hold dissenting points of view. Evidently, if you do not agree with Mayor Funkhouser you are just cattle.
I am not a steer that can be herded by a man who cannot even control his spouse. The First Amendment is not something to ridicule if by our the top elected city official.
"The steer may have a beef, but the Mayor is full of bull."
Funky is a child and the best way to discipline a child is to take something he likes away.
Vote NO on Nov 4th and DEEP SIX LIGHT RAIL NOW AND FOREVER!
Mark Funkhouser = Asshole
Russ Johnson = Puppet of the Assholes and lapdog to the mayor
Pat McLarney = Asshole
David Scott = Asshole
Kevin Klinkenberg = Asshole
Kite Singleton = Odious Asshole
John Dobies = Asshole
Mark Huffer = Asshole
Phil Scaglia = Huge Asshole
Freedom Inc = A collection of greedy Assholes
HNTB = See Freedom Inc
Urban Society = See HNTB
Why would anyone listen to these paid cheerleaders?
DEEP SIX LIGHT RAIL NOW AND FOREVER!
"Come to Papa!" said the mayor to his and squit's offspring
"After his old heifer was chased out of City Hall, Mayor Funky scouts for potential replacements"
... my vote goes to Barstool Pundit
And Gloria says "It's this big!"
In a last ditch effort to garner some support from anywhere in Kansas City the mayor promises to encourage people to eat more chicken.
Heard Gloria was downtown for the press conference, why was Gloria downtown today?
Vintage photo of Rabbi Mark Funkhouserberg (same one as in Fiddler on the Roof), putting a blessing on the last Cudahy cows to go through the Kansas City Stock Yards before it closed forty years ago.
Most are in good humor and clever. Is the mayor's staff working on this campaign. If so, that may be a clear violation of ethics. Using city resources for campaigning is a big no no.
This doesn't count as a caption, I just want to know if the light rail is really called "Deep Six Light Rail Now and Forever"? If so I really will laugh my ass off.
Caption:
Mayor lobbies animals in attempt to stop recall.
Mayor Funky welcomes the newest Kansas City Chief QB to town. The "young bull," as Coach Edwards described him, played his college ball at Texas as a member of the Longhorns.
Once the powerful Mayor of Kansas City, the loser Mark Funkhouser is trotted out to supervise the nutting of a steer outside of Jim Nutter's house... for this, he will earn $500.
oh my... some of these are absolutely LOL funny. have to go with:
1. mr. cleetus
2. barstool pundit
3. todd epp
many honorable mentions....
addendum: todd epp's 11:45 caption.
By the power invested in me by Gloria Squitiro Her racist followers, and in the name of the Unitary Executive concept, I now pronounce you Steer and Mexican.
Now everyone drink the Kool Aid.
Funk said, Put away those barbecue grills, that's my wife.
Do I have this correct? The mayor is making an attempt at political theater. The issue is a billion plus dollar tax that will not improve public transit. He is ridiculing the voters who would disagree with him. He is dismissing with childish political theater the First Amendment right to speak out. He is showing his undertaker clothing wardrobe.
Anon 5:41
What, only 3d place? ;) Still better than the Chiefs.
Thanks for the props!
"Mayor Funky exclaims, "I said I wanted a Red Bull not a real one! Gloria, fetch me my energy drink!""
TONY - who won?
editor K,
.. nobody wins as long as the idiot mayor is reigning terror from the bunker.
caption " Hey squit, put your damn shoes on you're scaring the animals!"
I think we should have a UGLY mayor contest. All UGLY mayor welcomed to enter. KCMO will win all categories.
Caption:
The Mayor Says... "Okay, you guys hold Terry Riley (he's the one with the horns), and you guys in the back try to pull Tony's head out of the his ass".
lmao... I don't care who you are.. that's funny
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