Kansas City as the bottom falls out
On the news last night every local d-bag seemed to be in a panic over the economy.
I actually know people who lost money so I'm not gonna gloat despite the fact that all of my funds ($12.50) are tied up in cash, snack cakes and G.I. Joe Action figures.
I think the thing that I enjoyed the most about today were the "experts" they dug up to be on local afternoon and evening talk shows. Thing of it is, some of the smartest people in the nation including CEOs, Investment bankers, mortgage company presidents and government officals don't know exactly how this mess started so I really doubt that a guy who has an office in a JoCo strip-mall is going to do anything but promote his own business. And that's all they did . . . I kept hearing, "It's still a good time to buy" and the requisite nonsense as if nothing has ever changed. But get it straight:
THE RULE OF THE DAY IN KANSAS CITY FOR SMALL POTATOES INVESTORS IS PANIC!!!
Panic is probably the only thing this town does well and far be it from me to deny anyone the opportunity . . . Yet, I've been in Kansas City all of my life and I'm accustomed to living in the shadow of old money who can withstand nearly any catastrophe this side of a nuclear Holocaust. So, I'm sorry if I seem a bit cruel when I don't show the right amount of sympathy and concern over the rapidly disintegrating lifestyle of Johnson County scumbags. I'm broke and living in a basement at the beginning of an economic collapse that this nation hasn't seen since the Great Depression . . . So I'm not too worried about maintaining my station in life and I'm definitely the wrong guy to look to for sympathy over the stumbling of an economy, culture and credit market that was too consumed with greed and motivated by hubris to see the consequences that were not too far ahead.
posted by Tony Permalink
I want to pull those bikini bottoms down, press my face snugly into that ass until no light is visible, and blow.
What sweet, sweet music that would be indeed.
BBBBBBBWwwbBBBBBBBBWwwbbbBBBBBB ... (GASP X 3) ... aaaahhhhhBBBBBBBBWWWBbwwhhhbBBBBWBWBBBB!!
Her friend would be looking on like, "that's SO rude."
I pretty much felt that yesterday was one of the few times that being poor made my day better. My mother in law saw her net worth cut in half. me, I am pretty much worth exactly what i was before the stock market tanked.
Like that line in an old Alabama song
"somebody said Wall Street fell, but we were so poor we couldn't tell"
why do guys like ass? all i can think of is "shit." literally.
big ass = big shit. ugh.
Wall Street failure?
Schadenfrade.
We already did the fucking S&L bailout and let those motherfuckers keep their big houses and jets and yachts.
I've never had enough money to invest in the stock market. So, all you fuckers who are worried about your stocks:
Schadenfrade.
And fuck you.
Tony:
I'll give you $15 for your GI Joe action figures.
Todd Epp
SD Watch http://kswatch.squarespace.com
P.S. Actually, if we were true capitalists, we'd start a futures market on what GI Joe action figures would be worth in say, January 2011. Then, because we're greedy and idiots, we'd ask the federal government--or at least Hasboro--to bail us out and give us more GI Joe action figures--and thrown in a few snack cakes to boot.
P.P.S. You continue to rock!
I find it intereting that the corporate boards are not announcing that they will control their CEO's salaries. The public traded companies are accountable to the boards. Yet, the boards are showing no sensitivity to the ceo compensation concerns. Why? The boards are offten made up of other CEOs. The insiders or pigs are still in there feeding on the hard earned money of the public.
Nothing is going to change until these guys go broke and with the government playing wetnurse. That's not going to happen.
hey 19:00....big caca, big wipe!!!! yummmmy!!!!!
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