Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Hey Kansas City, there's no such thing as a "First Lady" for mid-sized towns!!!



One of Mayor Funky's biggest arguements is that The City Council, TKC, and everyone how utters a word about his stubborness is somehow disrespecting Kansas City's "first lady."



Luckily, a very astute local blogger did some research and discovered:

THERE IS ALMOST NO RECORED OF A MAJOR CITY IN THE UNITED STATES USING THE TERM "FIRST LADY" TO DESCRIBE THE MAYOR'S WIFE!!!

“First Lady”? I have never heard of a mayor’s wife referred to in that manner before. Ever. Even the double dynasty of Richie Daley and years before his father the “boss” Richard Daley in Chicago never referred to their wives as the city’s “First Lady”. So when did this trend start? I wondered how did I miss it? Well it turns out I didn’t miss anything and it just started . . . This has been eating away at the back of my mind that I had to finally pull up the Google search and begin looking for all the references to “First Lady” of such a d such city across the nation.

. . . None of the 6,379 responses referred to an official "First Lady" of the city nor even Gloria Squitiro, confirming my belief that the term "First Lady" has always been reserved and designated for wives of Governors and Presidents.
Once again, a local blogger points out the Mayor's ignorance and arrogance by doing a simple Google search.

11 Comments:

Anonymous said...

I remember him using that term.

Gosh, he really is that clueless isn't he.

Anonymous said...

Maybe she should be referred to as the First Fatso? Or the First Bigot? Or the First Delusional Clown?

Anonymous said...

kansas city and its may is like a bad novela on Univision. Gloria del Barrio...hows that.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't think your continual attacks were funny at all if I didn't find Gloria to be such a mean disgusting person.

Anonymous said...

Somebody get Gloria out of there and then TKC can move on to something worthwhile.

Anonymous said...

Hell!She's no lady, she's his wife.

Anonymous said...

i agree tony needs to get on with his life and forget about the funks. this shit is getting old and hes losing what little credability he had/. start something new like the puppet master and her group. oh forget that because tony wont say anything about them since they are mexicans

toadstool_watcher said...

Not First Lady... FIRST FRUMP-HUMP and spouse FUNKTHUMPER Damn that funk-ee he makes it too easy to slam him!

Anonymous said...

Shut up Toad-stooge. Toad(shit)stool... Load-of-Stool... Toad(steaming) Stool.

You're so stupid, you can tell you probably wear a helmet over your retardly large head.

Damn... you make it way to easy to slam up.

Guess, I toad you

Anonymous said...

At the end of the day, Gloria is no lady.

toadstool_watcher said...

Pissed because I am right? You crack me up! I hope that this isn't Gwen.