It is actually Kansas City's downtown parking crunch that puts hipsters in danger!!!



Most of the talk regarding the recent attacks at The Power & Light District has devolved into a boring racial discussion predicated on the silly assumptions that white people don't commit crime.

SADLY, FOLKS ARE OVERLOOKING THE REAL CULPRIT IN POWER & LIGHT DISTRICT BEATINGS: HORRIBLE DOWNTOWN PARKING!!!

Remember that the victims of the attacks were beaten outside of the P&L District and they were most likely finding their way back to their car . . . That means the fortress like downtown castle intended to keep out people of color didn't provide adequate parking. Or maybe the victims simply wanted to save a buck and overlooked all of the nearby parking options?

Whatever the case . . . It's clear that adequate AND SAFE parking downtown isn't abundant and this fact is no longer simply a point of contention among amateur urban development enthusiasts but a matter that could result in even more Kansas City violence against suburban hipsters who naively accept the illusion of safety offered by segregated, corporate entertainment.

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  1. Don't forget the fact that Cordish is strong arming the city into allowing the P&L District to be the biggest unregulated boozefest in the state.

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  2. Could we just have one district that isn't filled with gangsters and blacks please?

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  3. When I go to my car tonight after visiting the P&L district I am not looking over my shoulder for parking lots! Parking lots have never stole shit from me!

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  4. "Never bring a knife to a gunfight."
    "Also, I like to hit women."

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FgMLROTqJ0

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