Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Top 5 Reasons Mayor Funky's Regional Light Rail Plan will fail



There will be more talk of Mayor Funky's light rail scheme today, most of it just will be focused on the sloppy plan put forth by Mayor Funky.

5. Half the region (JoCo & WyCo) already said NO.

4. So far, the way Mayor Funky has sold the plan (Pie Charts and Power Point) has only succeeded in putting people to sleep.

3. The patchwork of transfers and bus extensions make Clay Chastain's gondolas seem thoughtful by comparison.

2. Gloria Squitiro doesn't think the "No Shirt, No Shoes" rule for boarding KC's Light Rail should apply to her.

1. The exorbitant cost $1.2 BILLION is still slightly more expensive than a gallon of gas and considering that the system will only increase commute times . . . The number crunching Mayor should have figured that few people are willing to pass a regressive tax simply to push forward his failed foray into politics.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

As far as I'm concerned, the "people of Kansas City" voted for Clay's plan, not the Mayor's. Like all Mayor's, he's trying to leave his legacy (name sake) behind. He's STEALING, and it's legal, rite??

5/28/2008 06:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great photo selection, LOLZ.

5/28/2008 08:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Once again the Mayor was caught in a lie. He lied about the plan he was going to propose and then he tricked a whole bunch of people into supporting him. I don't know why he thinks that breaking every promise he makes is a good strategy.

5/28/2008 10:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

By the way I'm from Raytown and we're all very unimpressed with Kansas city's mayor and his people.

5/28/2008 10:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope that's a picture of the USA sending back the illegal Mexicans. I'm guessing that's just one family... probably Tony's. Goodbye Paco!

5/28/2008 02:01:00 PM  
Anonymous kcfella said...

Maybe the Funk is just a pathalogical liar? Ever think of that, Anon 1016AM?

5/28/2008 04:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That picture is awesome. Where do you come up with that?

Of course, the number of people jumping on Funk's band wagon is 1/100th of the number of people on that train.

5/28/2008 09:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Has anyone looked at the plan? It's silly and makes Clay's plan look good by comparison.

5/28/2008 10:07:00 PM  
Blogger thepaintman said...

Thats TONY in the yellow shorts hanging on for dear life.

the one in the white shirt next to him is his dad Roberto and next to him is Uncle Jesus.

5/28/2008 10:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fracking idiots around here. Click the link to find out that train is in India.

5/29/2008 02:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Indians are just smart Mexicans.

5/29/2008 08:02:00 AM  

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