Friday, May 09, 2008

Tell all hip-hop book just might hint that Larry Johnson is the ghey!!!



Sadly, the Kansas City blogosphere is overwhelmingly white so I'm not surprised that even Chiefs fans haven't picked up the gossip that's heating up the rest of the blogosphere.

It seems that some the ghey guy has written a tell all book about the many "Down low" African-American dudes in the rap game AND in pro sports.



The title: Hiding in Hip-Hop.

How does this relate to Kansas City?

Well, TKC has previously reported that LJ may in fact be a homersexual given that he's shacking up with Jay-Z even though the two guys could obviously afford their own places even in New York, even in this recession.

In fact, for Kansas City d-bags who don't know a thing about hip-hop . . . The fact that LJ pledges his allegiance to Jay-Z after every touchdown has always struck me as kind of the ghey.





And while this kind of groundbreaking reporting might be viewed as speculation among Kansas City's media elite (who are mostly the ghey themselves) . . . One of the hip-hop world's foremost authorities has stated plainly that he thinks Larry Johnson is the guy named in the tell all the ghey hip-hop book. Check it:
My guess as to who this might be: You guessed it, none other than Kansas City Chief and male Roc-A-Wear model Larry Johnson, who shares an apartment in New York with Jay-Z despite the fact that the two of them could obviously afford places by themseves. How do I know it’s Larry Johnson? Well, to be honest with you, I don’t know jack shit about football, and he’s the only DL football player I know of, let alone one who’s been known to be around a lot of music industry people. But come on. Who else could it be? Don’t let me find out Jay-Z is involved in this shit as well.
There's no arguing it - That's an expert opinion and I think there's already been a clear indication that LJ is definitely the ghey given that LJ has been seen by a huge audience on Youtube kissing some man named Fantasia.

Of course, NO HOMO on this whole post and Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The sexuality of LJ and Jay-Z is none of anybody's business. Only anal people like Tony would even give this book second thought.

5/09/2008 07:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have you not figured it out? Tony has the ghey for LJ. He does not live in his mother's basement, he lives in the closet.

5/09/2008 08:10:00 AM  
Anonymous anonymous aide to Beth Gottstein with foul breath said...

I never saw him at at Erotic City, at least not all of him.

5/09/2008 08:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I knew that cocksucker was a cocksucker!

I got three fitty that says he is ghetto broke in five years.

5/09/2008 08:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you know you wouldn't say shit if you ever met LJ face to face. Fuckin pussy.

5/09/2008 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LJ would shoot you in your face biiiiieeeeeeoooooootch!!!!

5/09/2008 09:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I find it interesting Tony has read this book. Are you trolling for dates.

5/09/2008 09:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I met Larry Johnson face to face I wouldn't even shake his hand. He is ghetto trash wrapped in gold chains.

5/09/2008 09:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah sounds like a real expert opinion based on lots of real research and hard (no homo! nyuk nyuk! LOL!) evidence

5/09/2008 10:01:00 AM  
Anonymous chet, expert in bajiggity behavior said...

Nigger rich to ghetto broke in five years.
You heard it here first people.

5/09/2008 10:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't care who gooses him in the ass as long as he hits the hole in the line with incredible energy (yes).

5/09/2008 01:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i would suspect LJ's lawyers will be calling you soon.

5/09/2008 04:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Benzo said...

I guess you don't read the Internet much 4:18. Just about every web page says that LJ is a fudge.

5/09/2008 06:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LJ isn't ghetto he is just a piece of shit that like trouble. Calling him ghetto and the "n" word is just racist.

Not defending him because he sucks and I would love to see him out of Kansas City, but dude is far from ghetto. He grew up in La Plata a town of 6,000 people that is 73% white. He went to State College High which sits right in front of Penn State. For God's sake they have a hockey team and a female rugby team.

Don't let his wannabe image fool you. He hasn't seen a ghetto unless it was by helicopter or airplane which is exactly why he got busted hanging out at Overland Park rap stars' homes.

5/09/2008 07:02:00 PM  
Blogger thepaintman said...

I keep hearing that you ( Tony TKC) is ghey.

But I keep saying he's not.

5/09/2008 08:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Midtown Activist said...

Its not Jay-Z salute its a salute to the satanic freemason illuminati or some such nonsense. either that or its the ghey version of the "shocker"

5/09/2008 09:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uh...the person who the "ghey guy" was talking about was a NBA player. However if you are into those type of stories here is the link to the guy's blog so you can read all about his tryst with the basketball player.

http://blogs.sohh.com/confessions/2008/05/now_that_i_have_your.html

5/09/2008 10:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It doesn't say what sport he plays. Only nasty gay references to ballin.

5/10/2008 05:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You must not have read too far because it says the below near the middle of the story.

"In the meantime, I hoped on the computer and googled Preston. Oh you best believe I checked him out. I mean what person wouldn’t? Normally I would not have done it, but I wanted to know more about this talented basketball player. I had to find out his stats – height (Preston is a tall dude. I am tall, standing at 6’2, but I felt short next to his long lean muscular body). I checked his weight, rebounds, average points per game, how long he’s been playing, and other vital information."

5/10/2008 05:22:00 PM  

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