Stop playing with knives Kansas City!!!

RDM is one of my favorite bloggers in Kansas City and this morning he has provided us a wonderful post that I'd like the call "the anatomy of a Kansas City knife fight." It's a fascinating look inside the sad case of a metro family getting stabby. It's also important to mention that RDM has been consistently following Kansas City's cutting phase as if he was a concerned mother and this town was an emo chick about to go off to college.

Still, I just think this stabbing nonsense needs to stop . . . Not just because violence is bad but also because it's simply inefficient and messy. Most true germophobes will tell you that the one good thing about bullet wounds is that they're relatively clean because of the heat from the gunshot . . . It's important to look on the bright side.

Nevertheless . . . Stabbing is stupid, just take a look at dimwits like Lindsay Lohan and Vanessa Minnillo featured above . . . I have to (need to) believe Kansas City is smarter than that when it comes to knife play.