The morning link line up (tan edition)

They've got to come up with a better way to name this common news event that doesn't make me giggle: Suspicious Package Found At FedEx

What about that guy? Child 'Forrest Gump' Actor Leaving Army

Ugh, not this lie again: A metro man says his truck can make it form his home in Prairie Village to Lawrence and back for less than than a dollar in fuel.

Show Me an Immigration Bill that's mostly dying.

Bottomline reports the latest Fox4 departure.

Another excuse to fight with your friends and neighbors: Several metro-area residents said the IRS made a mistake with their tax rebate letters.

Eastside stands up against (yet another) proposed liquor store.