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Here's some Kansas City stories I didn't quite get to yesterday:

Mayor honors city workers . . . Maybe they might appreciate it more if he wasn't about to fire so many of them.

Crazy: Kansas City police are investigating allegations that an employee at the Western Missouri Mental Health Center sexually assaulted at least four teenage girls who were patients.

State wide partisan slapfight: Fired Up! vs. The Source - The opening round goes to the liberals since they're connecting Jeff Roe with widespread conservative failure in Missouri.

A Wyandotte County jury Tuesday found a man guilty of killing a Bonner Springs Dollar General store clerk.

Possible Abduction attempt at Oak Park High School

So now suburbanites can panic whenever the wind blows: Clay County Changes Tornado Siren Policy

Last but not least, let's not forget the advances made in Photoshop in order to make Mariah Carey look halfway worth seeing in a bikini.