STUBBORN MAYOR FUNKY SPOTLIGHTS A CON IN HIS STATE OF THE CITY SPEECH AND HAS NO REGRETS!!!

So bitches, once again your man in the media (no homo) was proven correct.
In a wonderful, fantastic and welcomed article DeAnn Smith provides the details regarding the couple indicted in New Jersey and then held up as an example of new business and people moving to Kansas City.
Smith credits KCUR with discovering the story which is her prerogative but talk was already swirling around City Hall by Friday afternoon from everybody who had access to a computer.
I'd like to note that KCUR didn't provide a link to any documents that proved the assertion, KCUR didn't provide an open forum for people to discuss the news and KCUR let that Jerkoff Joe Miller weasel out of any direct questions with the landmark statement of his career.
"I didn't do a Google search."
TKC did, with the help of awesome tipsters who told me to . . . And then TKC readers talked about it and shared some funny personal insults. You're welcome.
Still, Smith works with real facts and real-live people not just rumors, Google and web pages like TKC and she clearly got all of the hard to find details into line with her report.
Here are the juicy bits:
Dan Engravalle was convicted and paid a $5,000 fine, court officials and records show. He said in an interview that he successfully completed probation . . .That's right, Kansas City's Mayor doesn't think it's wrong to hold up a former con as and example of this town's future.
Funkhouser said he hopes he would have "the guts" to still include them in his speech if he had known in advance. He said he doesn't regret not "Googling" them.
"I like the Engravalles. They are decent people. I enjoyed them when I met them," Funkhouser said in an interview. "I wish them well with their business."
Personally, I know a lot of former cons and they're cool but I wouldn't want them associated with me professionally . . . Speaking of, today a client politely asked for links and jpegs to the last 3 of 5 big booby broads I posted on this blog - The Internets is so awesome when it comes to sharing interests.
Anyhoo, this major flub by the mayor and yet another stubborn response indicates the following:
For my part, I sympathize with the Engravalles - It's unfortunate that their past, which they've paid for, had to be drudged up by everybody with Internet access in the Kansas City area. We all know former cons, some of us are former cons and some of will be future former cons. It shouldn't be a scarlet letter but it's not the best advertising for the future of this town either . . . Just think that a mere second or two of research would have prevented the entire embarrassment for the seemingly good hearted couple and the Mayor . . . And then realize that kind of incompetence is running Kansas City.



First. You suck Tony but you're funny as hell. Kind of like a monkey flinging doody.
Why do black people cross the street reeeaaaal slow while making eye contact? No other minority group deliberately tries to piss of the working public quite like our black brothas and sistas.
Note to anon 736PM ... how is this Tony's fault? What have you to say about Mayor Funk A Dunk's performance here?
Note to anon 905PM... Tony, you need to delete this!!!!!!
I thought DeAnn was a bit too nice about the major mistake and why didn't she interview Miller?
she was home admiring her round full boobs
Here is the promo for the Walt Bodine Show that Joe "Ace Media Hound" Miller was the guest:
"In light of the recent State of the City address and the current election, we’ll talk about how political speeches are written. Join us for a conversation with former reporter Joe Miller, who currently serves as speech writer and communications director for Mayor Mark Funkhouser."
Joe Miller is no William Safire or Ted Sorensen (I know them both) and has no credibility at a political speech writer or journalist.
If Funkhouser and co-mayor (she has certainly been quiet lately - I smell big EEOC lawsuit!) would only be more open to expanding their "circle" of friends and input these PR/ political mistakes could be minimized & he could be looking at another term as mayor. This circle would include some regular and irregular "folks" who share a common goal - what is best for "all" of Kansas City.
Good job DeAnn & I hope this appears in the print edition of the Star! More evidence that the Emperor has no clothes!!!
DeAnn did do a really good job with getting the facts on this one.
This is a joke blog, hardee har har! This is a joke blog. Just wait to Funk fixes the pot holes. Funk stands up for the regular felon, I mean man. Funk will win re election in a landslide.
This is just a joke blog!
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Oh my Gosh, for a second I thought that was serious.
The funniest line in this was about a "client" asking Tony for photos of big boobie women. What, the neighbor who lets you mow his lawn of pity is a dirty old man? WOW! Maybe Tony will earn an extra $10 this week. That'll buy cheap Chinese!
DeAnn's Ta Ta's area wonder to behold, cum to think of it.
Tony, Will you mow my lawn 'n kin I have a peek-shure of da boobies please? Thank you so mooch. I weel pay you $5 for da lawn and $5 for da boobies. Win I git da peek-shure of da boobies I weel be in da house wanking while you mow my lawn.
I have "clients" aka peepul whose lawn I mow! Oh, I am a big boy! I have clients! Mommy lookie! I have clients whose lawn I mow! And gives a peekshures of da boobies to! I can pay you $5 toward supporting my plump and lazy ass!
Check McPherson County Kansas if you want to know about the Engravelles. They are gangsters with connections to the Newark N.J. sanitary waste gangsters. Mrs. Engravelle is a graduate of Bethany College Kansas--unless he has shed another wife.
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