The Star fails to realize that animals can't predict the future or else they wouldn't end up as food

Awesome . . . Here's another example of media giving into the many attempts of middle-class white people to anthropomorphize their pets.
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I figured out why Tony is always making hateful posts about dogs. He is envious that every house pet in America is cuter, smarter and more talented than he. And the average dog probably gets 10,000 times more attention from the ladies.
Of course, white people are all cuter smarter and more talented than Tony too (natch - it's almost impossible for any living, breathing being not to be) so he hates them too.
Let's see your photo fat girl.
Let's see Tony's gut's photo.
Anon 10:05. I'm betting you're really fugly. But I bet you're still cuter than Tony Botello. Oh, wait. I bet you are Tony Botello. Never mind.
You all seem like d-bags to me.
Tony posting anonymous comments on his own blog to make it look like anyone gives a sheeeyite about his hateful racist anti-dog rants.
True dat. Tony is too much of a coward to sign stuff under his own blog identity.
I think this is the funniest thing on Tony's blog today. I hope he's here to enjoy it. ;)
midtown mom,
if you keep this up your kids are going to grow up to be giant Twinkie-eating, dog-hating, woman-hating slugs who live in your basement.
Watch out!
Not a chance. My kids love our pets.
OMG - does Tony live in YOUR basement? Make sure those kids don't forget to feed and water him!
I think people are finding their own humor on this blog.
Meow. I'm glad I get treated (and fed) better than that two-legged loser, Tony. Mreeeooow.
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