Friday, April 18, 2008

Jared Allen doesn't love you!!!



Jared Allen doesn't want to stay in Kansas City, he probably knows that an entire career with the Chiefs means he'll never get a shot at a Superbowl.

Surprisingly, some fans say their shocked at recent trade talk. These are the same kind of d-bags who wear his jersey, rant about how talented the standout is on a crappy team and cheer as if he was their kid whenever the guy makes a tackle . . . In other words, they're suckers. Once again, the great white hope has sold out his fans in Kansas City - It's a recurring theme for anyone who has lived here long enough.

If the Chiefs are smart they'll take the trade not only because the guy was overrated but also because his best playing days are behind him. But this isn't really about football. There was once a time when popular sports stars would stay in Kansas City and become part of this community . . . e.g. Len Dawson or George Brett . . . But that day has been long gone for quite some time. There is no loyalty to Kansas City among athletes in much the same way that the owners of this town's teams don't mind Jackson County paying through the nose in order to subsidize the entertainment of the far more affluent folks in JoCo . . . It's not personal, it's just business. I believed that everyone but children understood that Chiefs players don't really care about KC, once again I was wrong and I can only find solace in thinking about all the dimwits with Jared Allen Jerseys in their closet pouting when the guy signs a multi-million dollar contract with a team that actually has a chance in competing for the Super Bowl.

Blogger Kyle said...

Oh no! Does this mean his fabulous restaurant on the Blvd. will get shut down?

4/18/2008 08:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We can only hope.

4/18/2008 09:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is Jared Allen gay? I've only gone to his restaurant once and it seemed like the only people there were gay guys and very skanky broads. I had to check to make sure I was in the right place. I figured either Jared has a really strange fan base or else he's playing for a different "team" besides the Chiefs.

4/18/2008 09:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just Go Jared

4/18/2008 06:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Of course its about race.

4/20/2008 08:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

where do you people live o ya in the mother land of people who dont belong and dont care about anything else but gretting a free ride oh and by the way you and all your people are welcome i love you you make tis counrty what it is today and what a piece of shit it will be tomorrow and in your childrens future. thanx

4/30/2008 10:59:00 PM  

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