Hot Chicks with Douchebags: Kansas City!!!

Something horrific and devastating happened to our nation in the Fall of 2001. It was a tragic moment that has caused a great deal of suffering for millions across the globe and not just the people directly impacted by the immediate destruction: A mediocre Kansas City band released a crappy album that met with success on the pop radio charts. Nothing has been the same since the catastrophe.

Puddle of Mudd, the shitty band of which I referenced in the previous passage, is led by Wes Scantlin and some guys a few record executives tossed behind him (no homo?) after he dumped everyone he ever knew in Kansas City.

Surprisingly, after one song that corporate radio was paid to play ad infinitum, the band is still making music and Marisa Miller will be featured in one of their upcoming videos which will only to be played on VH1 at 2:30 in the morning.

Now this isn't really news that affects Kansas City but it is proof that achieving excellence, having skill or even being blessed with talent aren't prerequisites for success . . . Merely being a poster boy for douchebags everywhere is enough to put a person in close proximity to a hot piece of tail like Marisa Miller.

For more on this phenomenon, check out a wonderful website entitled Hot Chicks with Douchebags or just take a trip to the P&L District on a Saturday Night (if you're not a minority, of course).

And, to use the vernacular of a d-bag like Wes, for some scary reason bra, I find a lot of the conclusions I've come to comforting, bra!!! That's right bra, the odds are looking good for me once again Broseph!!!