Because I care about you d-bags!!!
There is more than enough depressing and deadly news to blog locally but I wanted to start off with a simple warning:
KEEP THE DAMN CELL PHONES AWAY FROM YOUR HEAD!!!
For the most part, I couldn't care less about most of the d-bags who read this site but that doesn't mean that I want anybody to die. Over the weekend, (typically) a recent study revealed that there could be a connection between heavy cell phone use and malignant brain tumors.
The doctor involved with the study claimed that the risks "could be worse than smoking."
Thinking about the implications of this study, I realize that I can't go to any park, mall or even a restaurant in Kansas City without looking and listening to people gab on these stupid things while they place them to their head. And I don't trust that bluetooth crap either because it just seems like it puts the electromagnetic wave even deeper into your skull while turning folks into human antennas . . . Still, I guess any kind of headset is better than putting the damn
So be careful . . . The dangers of (relatively) new technology aren't always apparent in much the same way nobody can be sure of the impact that blogs are playing in the death of fact checking, journalistic integrity and the current downfall of print media.
Long story short: Technology is mostly for killing things, including users . . . And also Sarah Connor.
posted by Tony Permalink
Not that this blog was ever any good but you have really been slacking as of late. Maybe you should shut it down since it sucks so bad.
True, this blog suckes. But don't shut it down. Use your obvious talents to take a fair view of your issues and stop ranting and raving about the same old crap.
And post more boobies. I love boobies.
Spending inordinate amounts of time blogging on your computer in your mom's basement will kill you. There are studies.
I think you need a good ass whooping!
Hey all you haters just call Tony and pretend you are from obscure media and want to interview him. I guarantee he will talk about himself for brain frying hours on end.
Tony, thanks for the link, it was interesting and a little alarming.
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