TKC supports any protest involving hot broads in bikinis!!!

The local PETA chapter has recently caught my attention . . . Probably because a bunch of ladies associated with the group are smoking hot and that makes my worldview a lot less important.

On Feb 13, when it was still really cold outside, The Westin Crown Center hosted the 2008 Animal Transport Industry Convention . . . Local PETA activists protested outside the venue in order to call attention to animal cruelty.

Again, as long as hot women are wearing bikinis they have my endorsement. Furthermore, animal rights isn't that strange of a cause for TKC to support given that I've participated in countless silly activities at the behest of white women.

In my tireless pursuit of fat bottomed white broads TKC has:

Purchased a vegan cookbook.

Driven around pricey neighborhoods pretending to house hunt.

Went to 3 vegetarian restaurants in Lawrence.

Looked at engagement rings without laughing.

Endured countless family dinners and get togethers.

Not to brag, but I'm somewhat of an expert when it comes to faking concern. It's an essential skill for any dude who enjoys the company of white women but lacks a lot of cash, good looks or charm.

Therefore, TKC can't help but listen intently to what the Kansas City chapter of PETA has to say because it might prove useful later when trying to bang a broad who is into vegetables or fuel efficient cars or whatever it is that PETA endorses nowadays . . . Is it whales or something?